#120 - Rooster Teeth Podcast

Rooster Teeth talks about books

Link: http://roosterteeth.com/episode/rt-podcast-season-1-rooster-teeth-podcast-120

Recorded: 2011-06-29 12:56:04

Runtime: 01:25:55 (5155.48 seconds)

Participants: Gus Sorola, Burnie Burns, Geoff Ramsey, Griffon Ramsey

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    "Love Parade" => "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Love_Parade"
    "Techno Viking" => "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1nzEFMjkI4"
    "Horde Mode Immersion" => "http://roosterteeth.com/archive/?id=3349&v=more"
    "Mardi Gras in Mobile" => "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mardi_Gras_in_Mobile"
    "King Cake" => "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_cake"
    "Woman Dies in Exhaust Duct" => "http://www.kvue.com/news/Bizarre-death-of-missing--woman-under-investigation-124627649.html"
    "Laverne and Shirley" => "http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074016/"
    "Glass Accident at W Hotel" => "http://www.statesman.com/business/1-000-glass-panels-to-be-replaced-at-1566212.html"
    "Jerome from Bungie" => "http://bungie.wikia.com/wiki/Jerome_Simpson_(Security)"
    "Guy Shoots 900lb Alligator" => "http://www.kvue.com/news/state/124487659.html"
    "Geologic Eras" => "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Era#Geological_era"
    "Geoffs Drink Twitter" => "http://bit.ly/kv25r9"
    "Anime Expo" => "http://www.anime-expo.org/"
    "Halo Fest" => ""
    "Enchanted Rock" => "http://www.tpwd.state.tx.us/spdest/findadest/parks/enchanted_rock/"
    "Nazi Dogs" => "http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/05/25/how-nazi-scientsts-tried-to-create-an-army-of-talking-dogs/"
    "Dogs of Cat Island" => "http://www.suite101.com/content/the-secret-dog-army-of-cat-island-a207361"
    "Exploding Bats" => "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bat_bomb"
    "Japanese Balloon Bombs" => "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fire_balloon"
    "Bell Aerospace Rocket Belt" => "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csMTPjl-rhc"
    "Project Fantasia" => "http://theglyptodon.wordpress.com/2011/06/24/glow-in-the-dark-foxes-and-wwii-project-fantasia/"
    "William Castle" => "http://www.legendsofhorror.org/pages/castle.html"
    "Total Recall Remake" => "http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1386703/"
    "A Tale of Two Sisters" => "http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0365376/"
    "Ju-On" => "http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0330500/"
    "Hotel Whitcomb" => "http://www.hotelwhitcomb.com/"
    "Under the Dome" => "http://www.stephenking.com/library/novel/under_the_dome.html"
    "American Gods" => "http://www.amazon.com/American-Gods-Neil-Gaiman/dp/0380789035"
    "Snow Crash" => "http://www.amazon.com/Snow-Crash-Bantam-Spectra-Book/dp/0553380958/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1309319356&sr=8-1"
    "Killer in the Rain" => "http://www.amazon.com/Killer-Rain-Raymond-Chandler/dp/0140109005/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1309319411&sr=8-1"
    "The Crossing" => "http://www.amazon.com/Crossing-Border-Trilogy-Book/dp/0679760849"
    "Bossypants" => "http://www.amazon.com/Bossypants-Tina-Fey/dp/0316056863"
    "A New Kind of Science" => "http://www.amazon.com/New-Kind-Science-Stephen-Wolfram/dp/1579550088/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1309315707&sr=1-1"
    "The Cole Protocol" => "http://www.amazon.com/Halo-Cole-Protocol-Tor/dp/0765354721/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1309315817&sr=1-1"
    "Peter Dinklage" => "http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0227759/"
    "Dwarf and Midget Comparison" => "http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_difference_between_a_dwarf_and_a_midget"
    "The Tingler" => "http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0053363/"
    "Servant Girl Annihilator" => "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Servant_Girl_Annihilator"
]

Audio:

Transcript (in progress):

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without a badge but the pickup was inside you get your time to show what I would not give a shit about any convention employee ever except for the old people that they have rain San Diego Comic-Con did anybody that works at PAX East those teams are scared that I found ourselves trying to I think the reason why I don't know Prime is already sold out and having them over for the 10th anniversary of Halo and under we're doing not sure if I can just come by balloon sometimes it'll be a very very funny at Pax in Seattle if you don't have tickets are open exhibitor badge just try to catch Burnie at in the last hour of an event you want backstage access to Halo Fest yourself out I would not get any of that stuff but I would not get in an air duct about it until last night Viking hold tight sleep in a bed that has the lid and things like that I like that a lot and it was like hourly hotels in Japan in the Box total laundry hamper for the same reason did you really afraid of that but it's trapped in elevator the elevator wouldn't freak me out as much as I do the water heater now I'm in training and then Water started coming in call and I was at the time like a fight with kids and I are meeting for and have one kid but when the water coming in and coming out of cracks in the walls and holes the street in my grandparents neighborhood and it was about like this big around internet connection through and you get halfway under the street and you lay there until the car went over so I would like to shake real bad and then you go back out Enchanted Rock Griffon is there a Hilton Resort temperature underground at the same time and then it was going for electronic part of that I turned and looked up at the ceiling as I was working Laverne and finally stable shoots just don't freak me out Jerome Jarre my hand Peter responsibly that horseshit that they're the most poisonous spider in the world snow board techno take him to the house and microwave them for different periods of time 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concrete bunkers and stuff do you think this is what this is part of the plan and that the Japanese have been waiting for these bombs that are going on 75 years later science and show you that jet pack from the 70s I think there's a personal flying jetpack that they built in the seventies that went into production they have videos of it on YouTube I don't know what it's called I have to run it for you and you can get up and he can fly in any direction you can go like two thousand feet in the air I go 60 miles an hour it was really high and you can find videos of people walking around and it's all over Wikipedia and then they try to sell to the military the military and total program u.s. military where they were going to paint boxes with glow in the dark paint on the Japanese island at night because they represented some kind of spirit and Japanese culture and it was trying to scare the Japanese into thinking the islands are inhabited by these glow in the dark boxes weird you have your work cut out for you that's really really do want people watching cars two that I mentioned earlier the terrible terrible savior and all really excited if you're into it but I have something to ask you film Pixar Pixar film of all time it's really bizarre and laughter directed at $1 alligator total a spoiler don't listen from here on vent all and all if you already have the market cornered on Big Oil invent all in all and then at the last second they found all those new oil reserves they just didn't talk about a convoluted plot for a kid we got it I was like no way Burnie cars ok okay what is accident in my car what does that entail like that Fest in the bay others like tale Lightning McQueen he has to die make him die until the tow truck Killer dead with murder cars in the people kind but that's not what the person was like cultural look like people plus and Geoff two cars anime on a ship who happens to be a car United States I don't know they must have heard enough we want to get more in your face and leaving me behind a little bit murdering bad guys pretty much and big oil is bad because they want an alternative fuel that they will shoot you with the desert Wally two or more likely to fall the merchandise left over from Jerome at the attribution of a quote my wife said the best thing about that movie we were watching the movie he comes up to me personally I think I might be done go to movies opening weekend in general 20 minutes we should have early normal in about 20 minutes early we had already purchased our tickets online we were all set to go we get there there's four or five people in my group and to be a million on and their kids came as well pretty close to each other and they got there like within 10 minutes together laugh together come to me when she comes over where I'm sitting two rows in front of me what's going on baby what's going on I'm watching it China guy and then they were spot and then a raygun on a tight wire never stop without moving and they said they would buy stuff that was it Justified Gods preview for The Division they will have it for the better duct supplies The House on Haunted Hill you know something like that guy was important though because he was becoming like a poor man's Alfred Hitchcock and that's why the movie The Haunting was made to be a beaker as a reaction to his Pediatrics and want to make a legitimately scary horror movie without any side effects and it was their answer to that House on Haunted Hill Halo Total Recall right now the Rock is in the rock comparison watch Fast Five the rock and sand on the beach like your series mower would it be remember it was the Two Sisters Hotel two sisters girl Deputy have any walk up to something it has like a hiding place under it like if you walk next to your bed like I was like I'm tired of The Exorcist think about the crab walk every second of that the scary new two articles yeah I remember who did the original nothing and his cat over to Gus house two feet and take a shower 3 people running in and a dog when I'm trying to take a shower and I'm happy with that I don't care. Making people on dogs movie moment directions and if there's a hotel in San Francisco I forget what it's called but there a few years ago one of the trips that looks just like from The Shining it was going to happen start of the book I'd like to go back and read it I got a $800 I still have like 300 and I could put it down looking for boats for sale scary part of it stop by to killer eating each other and also to dinner but I like the concept of that come with the Sims the movie and I had forgotten that that thing he does where he will introduce a story arc and then he'll introduce you to every single person in the town a chapter at a time and you're like to be twenty thousand people in this town I have to stop and it was good but I couldn't I couldn't give a shit about ancillary characters anymore guy kind of it was like down by the high school football player that killed his girlfriend guy destroys me crazy like having to commit to it like all the time like he was some character that talks in a weird way a parade with and I remember the trashcan man knows his name right he was like that we had a weird method of Talking to the Moon masturbating for let me get this right in writing how long to use my heart and I had a book that broke me out a moment when I stopped reading Stephen King every single Stephen King book open till 4 past midnight I got halfway through The Langoliers killer never picked up another book and gift store snow a short story about Salem's Lot but like a hundred years in the past about a dude you just move there and live in this house and it was like three vampires that was about how how the area was evil and that's why the vampire was attracted and sounds like they found in the woods and how it's really cool like stuff on the walls and then he starts like it starts going mad and then he goes off into the woods and he finds it's like fate and at church this is like in the 1800 and it should be super super fucking crazy under the game I read the first two chapters will my momentum Stephen King Cujo to me like I guess it a romantic weekend to get in some remote location and as part of like role play he handcuffed her to the bed it's only happens we're like how to take off the bed and she had to work duct guy dies but it was weird like he hears anything Griffon Stephen King duct stuff it's like it either Laverne are weirdly Tommyknockers interesting you bring that and the fact that that was what almost killed the Tommyknockers from it was a lot of weird stuff I think it was like a weird alien sex duct a little bit and it was just like I was 16 when I was horny and ready to go and even though something about finding Atomic chicken of the the digging in Mountain a woman who can exhaust problem Tia is that like walking in the woods behind our house and she trips over like a piece of metal and she starts to uncover it and it's like a crescent and immersion covers the more it is and if she's kind of freaked out that he's a writer and she goes home and she like to get that accomplished and she draws it and realizes that it's not like I don't know a hundred feet across but you start to excavate it has a place yet and she excavated like the memories of the aliens inside start to infiltrate her mind and then like this rain doesn't look like she's out and everything Vino Volo definitely guy love dogs great King novels Neil Gaiman anything by Neil Gaiman Italian HBO show I think Nazi guy that I know crash to be somebody's everything everything okay King of the Road specifically one of his buddies on the Mexico Pretty Horses cat him. I just recently went back and read The Crossing again and because I had that book out and we just recently hired it came out of the dogs going crazy for a long time and they couldn't stand it was horrible podcast what was the last book you read I just passed through a bunch of the Halo novels because I was writing for season 9 still I guess the last thing that I read a new book that I read it first for some reason I can I can I get to come back to make it at 4 bossypants really fast remember biography was why it was a new kind of science protocol which was the Halo. When I never even had that one so I still need a Runner books two different a new one every and every Gears of War novel in my momma on my phone and I just haven't got around to reading them for like 7 months kill your momentum for reading materials to make something like that and then and everything after in the kind of killer you're awesome 4 books to read like Ender's Game and then had to immediately read with whatever the next and I can remember the names of all of them and without a breakout a positive came out a few years ago and the HBO show is fantastic too I guess I don't fucking think about it something about the from the YouTube 1430 rocket woman memberships project little person the power to know the difference Metro Transit sorry brother we can't go too much longer we talked about the TV so I was doing some TV links in the Google the transexual transvestite when we were talking about it but the old movies like The Haunting and just feel like selling life insurance policies for people getting this Peter make for The Tingler and then the characters in the movie where he would take them over and the only way to rid your body of The Tingler was to scream constantly just start screaming at the top of your lungs and a Truck to have an electro shock device Terrell's back then I was a documentary on vertigo a long time ago to check it out they have vertigo premiere and move you get why is intellectual but it's not sending you seem like a Paranormal Activity you're not going to be scared but you know what they had of women running out of the theater like 30 minutes and screaming and crying and having to be consoled by their husbands and boyfriends and like people yelling at the camera about how like how something like something this disgusting should have never been made and it's not for people to watch and it's too terrifying and it's all shock value and I would love to go back in time and just show them Rock movie 1950 Sofia the First was before HH Holmes in Chicago girl Annihilator the bottom first and Castle Boston Guy Penrod and you're drunk guy in the bar holding two copper rods attached to a battery with a circle cranks up because he I need a new phone. get your own money back you didn't pay it love story