#122 - Rooster Teeth Podcast

Rooster Teeth fails

Link: http://roosterteeth.com/episode/rt-podcast-season-1-rooster-teeth-podcast-122

Recorded: 2011-07-13 22:34:12

Runtime: 01:16:04 (4564.08 seconds)

Participants: Gus Sorola, Burnie Burns, Brandon Farmahini, Geoff Ramsey, Jack Pattillo




    "Xbox 360 Disc Changer" => "http://revision3.com/tbhs/gamechanger"
    "Woman Kicked out of Drafthouse" => "http://cf.drafthouse.com/she_texted_we_kicked_her_out2.html"
    "Kwierso" => "http://roosterteeth.com/kwierso"
    "Billy Joel" => "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_joel"
    "Christie Brinkley" => "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christie_Brinkley"
    "Angie Everhart" => "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angie_Everhart"
    "Rachel Hunter" => "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rachel_Hunter"
    "The Friars Club Episode" => "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Friar's_Club"
    "Zookeeper" => "http://boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=zookeeper.htm"
    "Advertising in Reruns" => "http://consumerist.com/2011/07/dvd-cover-for-zookeeper-digitally-inserted-into-how-i-met-your-mother-rerun.html"
    "Peephole Frame" => "http://www.eeggs.com/items/10115.html"
    "Netflix Pricing Change" => "http://blog.netflix.com/2011/07/netflix-introduces-new-plans-and.html"
    "Jack Tames a Tiger in Dead Rising 2" => "http://achievementhunter.com/archive/episode.php?id=1580"
    "Jack and Jill Trailer" => "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeRrw32Fn94"
    "Mall Cops" => "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mall_Cops:_Mall_of_America"
    "Rufio" => "http://avanttrash.com/images/rufio.png"
    "Larry Crowne" => "http://www.larrycrowne.com/"
    "Kopi Luwak" => "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kopi_Luwak"
    "Price of a Gallon" => "http://www.cockeyed.com/science/gallon/liquid.html"
    "Aeropress" => "http://aerobie.com/products/aeropress.htm"
    "Perfect Cup of Coffee" => "http://www.break.com/index/how-to-brew-the-perfect-cup-of-coffee.html"
    "Plastic Bottle Light" => "http://uk.reuters.com/video/2011/07/11/bringing-light-to-the-poor-one-liter-at?videoId=216968892&videoChannel=82"
    "Burnie Made Bread Balls" => "http://twitpic.com/5ocejz"
    "Fogo De Chao" => "http://www.fogodechao.com/"
    "Derek Jeter 3000 Hits" => "http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/06/16/jeter.three.thousand/index.html"
    "Fan Tax Problems" => "http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2011-07-13/jeter-3-000-hit-fan-gets-tax-pay-loan-help-from-yankees-sponsor-modell-s.html"
    "Up For Grabs" => "http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0420356/"
    "Fan Dies at Rangers Game" => "http://abclocal.go.com/wls/story?section=news/national_world&id=8238636"
    "Ranger Fan Fell Last Year" => "http://www.cnn.com/2010/SPORT/07/07/fan.falls/index.html"
    "Fan Nearly Falls at Home Run Derby" => "http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/early-lead/post/home-run-derby-fan-nearly-falls-from-stands-as-he-tries-to-catch-a-ball/2011/07/12/gIQArWnSAI_blog.html"
    "Claire Sinclair" => "http://pmoy.playboy.com/playmate-of-the-year-2011-party-time"
    "Ms Splosion Man is Out" => "http://www.joystiq.com/2011/07/11/ms-splosion-man-review/"
    "Newest Harry Potter Game" => "http://www.ea.com/harry-potter-deathly-hallows-2"
    "Reefer Madness DLC" => "http://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/17621/la-noire-reefer-madness-dlc-case-now-available-for-download.html"
    "Sidekick" => "http://sidekick.t-mobile.com/"
    "iMessage" => "http://www.apple.com/ios/ios5/features.html#imessage"
    "Gears of War 3 Leak" => "http://kotaku.com/5819239/is-this-where-gears-of-war-3-was-leaked-from"
    "Halo Reach Leak" => "http://news.cnet.com/8301-27076_3-20014323-248.html"
    "The Boy Who Stole Half Life 2" => "http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2011-02-21-the-boy-who-stole-half-life-2-article"
    "Old World Blues" => "http://www.joystiq.com/2011/07/11/fallout-new-vegas-old-world-blues-trailer-is-a-big-ol-pile-of/"
    "jrcubs" => "http://roosterteeth.com/jrcubs"
    "GameFails" => "http://www.youtube.com/gamefails"
    "Black Ops Fail Contest" => "http://achievementhunter.com/viewEntry.php?id=7766"
    "Defuse Fail" => "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DegRBkEEy6s"
    "Care Package Fail" => "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRVIVxGNDUg"
    "Guy Hacks Neighbors WiFi" => "http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2011/07/hacking-neighbor-from-hell/"
    "Suicide of Megan Meier" => "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_of_Megan_Meier"
    "Butcher Shop" => "http://johnnygbutcherblock.com/sc/store.php/"
    "Halo Fest Machinima Contest" => "http://www.facebook.com/common/browser.php"


Transcript (in progress):

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for the movie question me about the special coffee The Coffee Bean 2 monkeys Marmot Marmot Madness them out and then you make this marketing disaster that sweating from taking dumps the peephole how much is it for how much rising cost of gas how much gas was per gallon versus other things per gallon when they broke it out with mouthwash or something like that gallon you made some changes that every counter to the purse the requires high maintenance hits from and now you started this thing where review this method for making coffee that involves a coffee grinder to the striker and he has a laser temperature the uses with cops it and then doesn't Preston with suction pricing and make one cup of coffee in a shot of espresso tremendous and so he finally with you praying on it contest at Starbucks on Monday to Starbucks on Monday because half and half has turned and toy collector light for 4 days in a row and then go eat it doesn't jump yesterday in Australia plastic item that let them in 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water and bleach and then stick the bottle in the roof and then it was the light but the way that it's like having a 60 watt light bulb reflect and refract light switch I have in a 60 watt light bulb inside let me know so having a light in your disrespect I guess for lack of a better term is a big deal so they have these think it's like sheets of corrugated steel cut a hole in it and they put that 2 in 1 liter bottle in there filled with water and bleach in a 10 years it runs on water is that mean if you see the electrolytes in water to power the alarm clock and last for 6 months on one serving of water how much is a 3000 Water next to Waterfall could you feel it when we get to mark your calendars right now 6 months from today Geoff is going to be late for work the word enough that it'll tell you when the water is bad and you can go to places without losing your up your time if you put water in this thing and the electrolytes in the water he said they were there for 6 months what is 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problem dude who the home run immediately gave it to the Yankees the Yankees thinking again a bunch of time you know memorabilia and Santa kids the Yankee Stadium and I guess they realize you might have to pay taxes on $120,000 at a very good disposition about it it was worth $14 if you would have sold it like that was the estimated value of all the crazies gave it back to the Yankees thank you that's cool I mean remember the guy who caught the ball and then still talking about those guys who can break the record and it's all over the boy one guy to another guy said him and stole it from him or something when does Action takes place at the Rangers game who died trying to catch the Home Run ball was at home run anyone over and Josh Hamilton was throwing balls stole it looking over the wall and I got reach for it flipped fell 20 feet and I guess he liked it it was almost a year to the day after the last time it happened at Rangers Stadium the ballpark in Arlington and Riverside the Home 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when Meg save files and I had every all fell out says you're bigger than me 3 still and I will leave at 11:11 that being said the 360 dashboard the tools for managing your Oblivion special edition just came out Christie didn't do anything the first game to have DLC what was the first made DLC of New Hampshire 360 Splinter Cell on the Xbox DLC and soda Halo 2 storage download the map pack is 1000 blocks can of his breast up against and I'm close to working with you be stopped a lot of different times and they wanted to do something with that dead mode for Ms looking Machinima piece but we just could never do it a made with dead up here and there's no way to do it so it was like it was like a movie theater spend the day in that movie but I 3 Steven club for price on a 200 for the 3 year anniversary Blues vs 18000.3 focused in a fucking football games can I play on her for every football game and they're relatively easy there too time-consuming but of the 13 football game in Madden and in 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for their WiFi logs into their WiFi since 3 the email to the vice president of Child pronography 2 fake Myspace pages and I'm trying to get them arrested FBI investigates causes guy sending death threats the vice president live guy I realized that it wasn't him it was his neighbor arrested him and give him a plea deal to go to prison for 2 years the guy turned it down and got them to 18 years in prison assholes India gears man Elemental penguin leak on a calculator psychotically working at Rangers kissing my kid but it sounds like they knew each other neighbors at this point in your last name correct there are no longer for you ever remember a time when your for old guy out of your house anyway for 2 weeks straight Ms Coast you just like to get this done War child I wish I heard that The Book of the Dead and in the fan the woman one of the girls mom made up of boy on Facebook and started posting as a man befriended her daughter is now limited and then had this liquor so there was no 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