#165 - RT Podcast
RT left their contact lens on the Voyager
Link: http://roosterteeth.com/episode/rt-podcast-season-1-rt-podcast-165
Recorded: 2012-05-09 17:17:32
Runtime: 01:36:25 (5785.89 seconds)
Participants: Gus Sorola, Burnie Burns, Gavin Free, Michael Jones, Joel Heyman, Ray Narvaez Jr.
Keywords:
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Linkdump:
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Audio:
Transcript (in progress):
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neutral and everything goes back to everything try to get every last bit of mileage out of a gallon of gas in throat try to compete I think it was a group who drove across the United States and their goal was to drive Coast to Coast averaging over a hundred miles a gallon and they succeeded in doing it like that to work out their route to try to minimize the amount of Hill driving in Mexico Congress and try to figure out the best way to get around the country a kind of interesting but Burnie that is an asshole and a bike I got the bright idea my bike to work Big Ben wire to the positive direction to be more West Wildwood twenty again blood eagle the other day and that is my perfect level of Jonah Hill family to me so it's like a good enough to play the Christie Gavin and his to lose weight Joel that as an actor you could feel like you could play any character with us which I have heard it he doesn't care about careers a tremendous amount of working actors you know when you need in a movie that kind of thing it's like they have a TV show they're working they have an appearance in the show or some of that mean they have their own show that have their own movie Mark Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch early nineties when an unknown Mark Wahlberg was in Carl dear oh yeah and man the dinner anyway fighting with your fog dead you bastard Chris Michael the rest of the day just like you generally well when their mouth is moving Marky is like breathing I to know what the age of consent in that just know that information and it's different my state to and tell you what the age of that have no clue 1818 they have different ages of consent for sexual content or contact also really black in the time the guy probably for a long time as well LED motion Aaron the offense didn't hear how to get around laws and interpret them differently than what I want to do I want to run the legal advice I internet we stand behind you Intex twenty is a time you come to a site like this it looks like it's like was made 1998 Marky that discussion about creeping conversation know what countdowns to people turning a certain age like a lady you know what you mean what is don't bring it but that probably would be several guys who would lose weight if it was coming to come in and say hello okay how come Michael head a little bit more of an accident than you do I have no idea but correct me if I'm wrong Queens Brooklyn and definitely teacher pay teacher pay in the beginning Jersey future live in and really hot like that until you run out of things I guess never man can never run out of things that before but you still can probably do recap that it was Michael and Ray My Little Pony that's never going to stop by the way that I make fun of My Little Pony time got it we have a my little My Little Pony are you getting any payments but I know it just in love with preciation I am tired of the My Little Pony ready now of the area Jack and just asked around and move a table to like 350 cow is back in and then when they realize that how many counties in Wyoming family musical thing going on we're now moving company all worked out as Nets West office because I'm in your life hey Joel look here is a right here and I would head that buys old new shake and Ray now I'm in for your SoundCloud that you use the CD broken headset with mic the microphone missing you the most 8 unit of tape on it and the equipment and a ticket and move it around with your technology I feel bad because I really can't leave yet did you really because you guys come into my office and you leave 27 cups of water I feel lucky that you have to wait in the office Joel I should kind of feel bad because Brian need them for sharing Joel Zoloft is can we move the guys in the bullpen which if you've watched RT Shorts that open area with tables upstairs the back lot which is building next door that they decided to move in and out of the office and put in the bullpen area so that I could have it all two dummies Brian and Nathan and to sit them in exact configuration of these to be Still Waters Run Deep you know everybody live I also would need to be there alone because that would mean I have to move Chris and probably the greatest joy in my life right now is working next to Chris and I never done that before and endless entertainment is great I see what you mean walnuts how much you had me at I can probably go get it and I do like your favorite like you prefer walnuts to them or eating we don't know anything how many which of the time you wake up almonds little peanut rid of fruit and nut to those guys be like what's it like blowing is Lifetime on understand that because all the nuts on the same category and that taste like shit didn't to the store to purchase something else process for us basically because that's what the process is for us to try to print something I just wanted walking distance of the main building and the microwave Ray in the head with Chris is like I'm meeting him for the first Gavin nice to meet you Adventure in Oklahoma scene and yet is Chris and Brandon moving the furniture out of his house and I'm pretty well the out of my house help me to make the in the cartoon wine with a speaker credit yourself driving between Lemay so I'm going to change the subject here because I see this and I want to talk to Michael about this the other day someone from the site send us a gift and it's like this I don't even know what it is like that super concentrated coffee to this place called rhenium Labs Mexico black blood of the earth and its a super concentrated coffee is made out of walnuts silver is legit or not so I emailed the guy who makes the stuff and I was like hey what would happen if I go with someone but this and send it to us again just like ok cool and he's like by the way I sent one of me which no one should drink more than 50 milliliters of that a day which is about 1.6 ounces so I told Michael this and how much of this did you drink in that one day we have a 370 no it was deleted of God love like a river Cathy Nguyen take to kill you to get my caffeine poisoning and we figured out how many milliliters would probably kill him right last box in there how much do you weigh bottles of wine and you 1/10 what that word when I think the more you wait the more it takes to raise your blood alcohol level and I can open is beer drinking beer I can drink and have a buzz the first time you brought a breathalyzer that was ever get the breathalyzer score Turkish it does not how drunk drunk are you sure breathalyzer attack attack attached to his ignition in his car a live times and you keep blowing it started and then we were driving but usually it wouldn't activate again while driving you would have to go into it again that if someone called you drunk to come blow in their car so that I can drive it that you are not that person Surfer 1923 and you go YouTube to the past 11 fear considered a Biohazard how long do you have man Minecraft Pokemon us live in 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Peters well that's crazy that's crazy I thought we were able to get it all theaters to get a diminished experience now well with the content Delta that the case my number is returning Internet Explorer you can make a movie for under $90 Michael Douglas why is no one ever shot on the TV and then secretly shot that equal the same time but only ever talk about the first thing that came out of the Dead Land this weekend that was like oh by the way Avengers I need to have a plan in place to promote directly to being around you yeah did they go to the movie with me Disney package black Airbender the same game 2004 my wife just of the story that's freaking amazing adventure man to watch things in one of their Old Lake Elementary you can do earth The Last Airbender Avatar died Vision Care iJustine West Joel you would like it you would like it either talk over each other I love this the talk over each other that video tape Joel Joel Vision Gallery Adventure Time art what is it like a traveling art show or was it like a one-time thing you know what I thought was NY Finance what's the context of that word was changed because of Bugs Bunny that Nimrod you know he would have put it on there but is a nimrod in the cartoon Nimrod was actually a Biblical Hunter with great prowess but he was calling for clip Nimrod sarcastically but no one use a reference so they can the human Nimrod was a synonym for idiot that so now the word Nimrod means an idiot because of Bugs Bunny that I changed it was because I liked it because that was the name of the spaceknight nimrod 1 time and the most pop how is often called you associate with the surfer turn transparent a negro that was married and Ray horchata box office Avatar ROM the space-knight 2/10 ridiculous Indian Marlena perfectly Archer people to watch Archer that was told me to and I just have not telling someone about something if you have something to talk to you I just find it the more people or something like that I would meet you tell me about that person who told me about the first Eternal balance I think I heard that Breaking Bad coming back this summer when you see some crazy person a show that I thought you and I watch it during season 1 Game of Thrones talk about it so much I have them 14 did we just announced that for the first time in forever competition wow like I black out but Divergent I have you save the boxes are Apple products know I hate when you get the collector's edition and you get the box cuz it's like you paid for it you want to keep it but you want to fucking throw it away like I keep it out of guilt freaks from the job we had together we go again redemption codes night was a big deal I don't know anything we need to access the online functionality rap uses America my craft dear I did that too 24 years of torture it's been like 20 years old you have insane that you come across that sometimes it's like smelling fresh cut grass in Spring is of the Galaxy big deal with it like this it's hard to throw away Gavin and interrupt you so we ran into this we are cleaning up the Warehouse Cleaners storage units Twitter of some of the most disturbing quote I've ever heard at the company said casually well were organized my generation where do we always go to porn in the woods Whites Creek my question to you how do you throw away a Bible can you throw a Bible a Joel I don't want to fight anymore so we could YouTube cow leather Bibles don't really that would be harder the American fabric orbit come see Chris because of your hair what is what is good for Michael 2004 Gavin that you have to take an American flag down every night that he will come out and take it down to Tony's job to do that my kitchen but if we got back from a walk around your clip about tradition people come and see the Queens us tourism government us people do stuff that they don't quite understand the way the world works now I generally more deadly head of the internet makes it possible everything the rise of atheism eventually the world would head towards atheism over time either we get sometimes it's like nothing else happening eventually because of technology and Adventure people feel like they're in control of everything don't feel like there's any more right it's a lot more explanation Healthcare internet makes everyone socially I mean everyone human actions everything more people than any other socialist to push their agenda through technology so what are you thinking preferred way to get rid of a Bible and I just looked it up I don't think there was one Burnie Price is Right Brinkley Houston funky ok flag black to anymore nefarious Marky for sport in its proper disposal of the American flag Joel even anger or and I think he's trying to take a bathroom break how dispose of a damaged American flag damaged Coast the flag when is in such condition that is no wonder it's fitting emblem of display should be destroyed in a dignified way preferably by burning fire out of the flag Shepherd the Stars and Stripes really play the flag on top of the fire with the field on top of the rest of the flag which should be respectfully folded and watch picture this Brinkley and completely I don't know what's on the other side because of a flag how old is to hang a TV on it so uses shotgun who was getting the mail TV to hang a TV that's the kind of thing that happens in America list it happens everywhere one of my favorite stories every because it's horribly tragic is the dude in Turkey who's getting married gone and they fired up the bride's father at 8 of his relatives 3828 East to try to control it so you can see butterfly Turkish bread groom actually killed three of his relatives and the Father of the Bride As He celebrated twenty Moon buy a bullet falling back to her and have her come at 5 but they will still kill you the pictures of them coming through someone's roof and look into the room where they are Joel Christie Brinkley is 58 years old how does she look good silver and I went right from article by someone getting shot at a wedding by accident to legally in the UK you cannot run a website that's more than two clicks away from boobs tree of the Sun in American that you have to build a bonfire and you have to cut the black the Burnie man with the Mayan Mark calendars little Rogen a Dyson first things first while some that was it comes box or something and was spending day because he was convinced it was going to happen Shake Your Money Man is it good that my country didn't push the art or is it buys it's great you got trouble you got trouble we were having some little bit how to screenshot long term investments that you have to if you don't like that you went down that to this is a buying opportunity you say that money is on your in dear a lot of people saying that the model might now be not the same that is what we always traditionally does being stocks are gone back to a short-term interest rate to a point where they could move them down and when they can move them down that's going to be good at the market will that words are negative they would like to I mean it in a negative way because if you got your money in a savings account you're losing 2% of time accounting Tony Iommi station is UK credit rating like I didn't Care Credit agency 720 credit my credit card so you put up $300 and you have $3 limit on the card and then you build it up over time and then you get an actual credit card my now get out of that good advice credit we gotta wrap up we're going to eat what you say you didn't tell me Gina Hart from Mark awesome awesome kitchen art Giver watch Michael live prude girls mega64 mega64 they should hold of hard to believe you when they want to yes SeaNanners is coming and I'll even say his name right because I was $10 and I got it later but you guys should definitely come to RTX in Austin Texas you couldn't check it out it RT event.com will be head a drunk and maybe we should I was writing the script and the idea is that people will come to one and then the next day the other have to come to our second family but the same time it's just three times for Five Guys on its own Seth fear to have when you distribute time how to the people and enable people in station head like a nesting Hill educational practices that how we do what we do here and the reason voice actors panel which is Avatar cast of Freelancers that's good so they take it out my ticket if you have it Martin how do I get a job online or have any educational tracks we have how we do what we do and then he was like how we can help you out ultimate careers in mediately just one Aaron Lemay legitimate panels a prude