#171 - RT Podcast

RT rises up and eats faces

Link: http://roosterteeth.com/episode/rt-podcast-season-1-rt-podcast-171

Recorded: 2012-06-20 14:48:01

Runtime: 01:26:59 (5219.23 seconds)

Participants: Gus Sorola, Barbara Dunkelman, Joel Heyman, Jack Pattillo, Ben King




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    "Samjib" => "http://roosterteeth.com/samjib"
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    "Tartare" => "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tartare"
    "Barbacoa" => "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbacoa"
    "Mom Puts 6 Year Old In Tanning Bed" => "http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-57431758-504083/tanning-mom-patricia-krentcil-banned-from-over-60-tanning-salons-report-says/"
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    "Japanese Man Cooks Genitalia" => "http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/24/asexual-mao-sugiyama-cooks-serves-own-genitals_n_1543307.html"
    "Japanese Yaeba Teeth" => "http://bit.ly/NNyj91"
    "Chinese Foot Binding" => "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foot_binding"
    "Journey" => "http://www.journeymusic.com/"
    "Epcot" => "http://disneyworld.disney.go.com/parks/epcot/"
    "Good Morning Vietnam" => "http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093105/"
    "Mega64" => "http://mega64.com/"
    "Mega64 Metal Gear Rising" => "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAjv3wN-QZc"
    "Mega64 Game Gurlz" => "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJBv-JjKiOI"
    "Halo 4 at RTX" => "http://roosterteeth.com/viewEntry.php?id=9385"
    "DayZ" => "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhNFjGyYS7c"
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    "Half Life" => "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Half-Life_(video_game)"
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    "Minecraft" => "http://www.minecraft.net/"
    "Jacques Cousteau" => "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacques_Cousteau"
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    "Mentalfusion" => "http://roosterteeth.com/mentalfusion"
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    "Pinterest" => "http://pinterest.com/"
    "Tumblr" => "https://www.tumblr.com/"
    "Klout" => "http://klout.com/home"
    "The Gun Store" => "http://thegunstorelasvegas.com/"
    "Home Invasion or Ben is a fucking idiot" => "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Home_invasion"
    "IAWTV Awards" => "http://iawtv.org/"
    "Kerrys Journal" => "http://roosterteeth.com/members/journal/entry.php?id=2833799"
    "Chipotle" => "http://www.chipotle.com/en-US/Default.aspx?type=default"
    "Simpsons Giant Sandwhich" => "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selma's_Choice"
    "Joe Cat Tower" => "http://s3.roosterteeth.com/uploads/1340143209_JoeDaCatTower.jpg"
    "RT Sponsor Chat" => "/members/signin.php?error=116&return=/chat/"
    "Fight Club" => "http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0137523/"
    "Buy Your RTX Ticket" => "http://rtxevent.com/home.php"
    "Comic Con" => "http://www.newyorkcomiccon.com/"
    "Berks Meme" => "http://www.quickmeme.com/BERKS/?upcoming"
    "Benevolent Bro Burnie" => "http://www.quickmeme.com/benevolent-bro-burnie/?upcoming"
    "Einsteins Bagels" => "http://www.einsteinbros.com/"
    "Microsoft Announces Surface" => "http://www.engadget.com/2012/06/18/microsoft-announces-surface-for-windows-8-pro/"
    "iPhone 5 Years Ahead of Time" => "http://www.splatf.com/2012/01/5-years-ahead/"
    "Cell Phones Before and After iPhone" => "http://www.idrugged.com/2012/02/08/cell-phones-before-and-after-iphone-pictures/"
    "Skynet" => "http://terminator.wikia.com/wiki/Skynet"
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    "William Shatner" => "http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000638/"
    "Betty White" => "http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0924508/"


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