#173 - RT Podcast

RT teaches Gavin about space and time

Link: http://roosterteeth.com/episode/rt-podcast-season-1-rt-podcast-173

Recorded: 2012-07-04 14:29:40

Runtime: 01:39:22 (5962.74 seconds)

Participants: Gus Sorola, Burnie Burns, Gavin Free, Barbara Dunkelman




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Transcript (in progress):

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