#178 - RT Podcast

RT has not invented time travel yet.

Link: http://roosterteeth.com/episode/rt-podcast-season-1-rt-podcast-178

Recorded: 2012-08-08 15:07:28

Runtime: 01:37:46 (5866.57 seconds)

Participants: Gus Sorola, Burnie Burns, Gavin Free, Barbara Dunkelman, Kara Eberle




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Transcript (in progress):

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