#179 - RT Podcast

RT eats giant gummi bears on Mars

Link: http://roosterteeth.com/episode/rt-podcast-season-1-rt-podcast-179

Recorded: 2012-08-15 15:58:21

Runtime: 01:26:17 (5177.21 seconds)

Participants: Gus Sorola, Burnie Burns, Gavin Free, Michael Jones, Kara Eberle




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Transcript (in progress):

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