#180 - RT Podcast

RT has a painin vajayjay

Link: http://roosterteeth.com/episode/rt-podcast-season-1-rt-podcast-180

Recorded: 2012-08-23 00:37:25

Runtime: 01:19:56 (4796.6 seconds)

Participants: Gus Sorola, Burnie Burns, Gavin Free, Michael Jones, Lindsay Jones, Jack Pattillo, Ray Narvaez Jr.




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Transcript (in progress):

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