#181 - RT Podcast

RT farts on Gavin

Link: http://roosterteeth.com/episode/rt-podcast-season-1-rt-podcast-181

Recorded: 2012-08-29 15:18:32

Runtime: 01:41:18 (6078.44 seconds)

Participants: Gus Sorola, Burnie Burns, Gavin Free, Michael Jones, Lindsay Jones




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Transcript (in progress):

Rooster Teeth podcast gruchy by Onnit and their Flagship product Alpha Brain the first nootropic designed to increase focus on mental drive for our listeners get 10% off when you use promo code rooster Onnit.com / gaming Onnit.com /gaming R the promotion is brought to you by hover.com hover is a domain name registration and management that simple for 10% off of your new domain go to hover.com slap Rooster Teeth and enter show code Rooster Teeth Alisha Pratt what's your name and Gavin on Michael Knight Burnie well as the number 181 can you believe it Hunter I'm going to have to read it again R City is it okay to bring Onnit and I was taking them at night to try to enhance dreams but I quit taking them in the morning to try to increase mental focus throughout the day Broken Dreams non-stop Knight yeah I was thinking the sport for the day but I have a very sporty day of sitting at my desk all day so I asked Gavin guy trying to eat McDonald's calories fat metabolism at age to gain that much weight part of 2223 that's when I lost the ability to just shut the fuck up juvenile ah giant nose all of the air in this room is about snap clean off the top of the can is what I drink at a Dan soundless the tablet update the middle finger up Onnit Michael not trying I hope somebody finally talked a bandit list of the Michael Brown portal messenger what year from giant Lois from Family Guy triangle on your phone did you have I have always been out since I was a kid and I have a giant nose as an adult 201 you really don't think that jet Rite Aid in Steel funny I broke my glasses the hell that mean Expo in the a.m. the broken piece of Burnie 40 when you have a big plastic colored plastic can you bend it and it goes whites on the bend is there a way to undo that was that was a permanent change look it up talking to me 4 hours 2 Gameplay division of Rage billions and billions served Achievement Hunter slap bands and Gavin if you ever watched I would like to roam around and pass them out each other's and Gavin has one in particular that is his favorite platform like out of a hundred that came today update for another one you always were the one and only the dark Expo Convention Center what's now it's like a thing I left early because they're amazing one kind of them what is headlight fluid what kind of merchandise steel life the number one most requested freedom accident on the Pike the office Rangers like run around with a plan it's kind of lackluster Power Ranger Dino your fist in the middle showing the slow case Achievement Hunter logo black man to forget to pack for 695 Achievement Hunter did you can hear it in the way it was here is broken guy that was a kid and it just looks fine and then I got the script about dogs commercial brand allergy medicine I don't know I was just room enough can I write in my vision someone farted farted on guy WhatsApp Gavin family huge fan and working ah thanks what should I know about capital D oh my gosh case I didn't tell you Tom part of r today Michael what happened happened Lindsay can still talk to Lindsay but Lindsay guilty taking her time she's got her work for the past and I don't spend it by doing that we can speak about sucking up to 5 times I want to cut it remember we had a discussion where there's a contract for that it was Gavin can pay Michael $500 if you can eat a 5-pound gummy bear in 90 minutes I was actually worried he had so much confidence and I usually never do he wanted me to send cry R lipoic Rob Enterprise whites with a fan you have to be to pass by but not for me weekly lunch time how to get how to get to Hollywood from Jersey before and the kid with buck you from England Oxford Oxfordshire how did this Bromance girlfriend is pretty good man I'm home right after that its good relations 2 headed to lunch time so anyway what's up with vodka yeah no shit Gavin 2 weeks ago and I'm getting it ready 20 out the back you put your headphones on back because I just assume that's the natural 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like last week so if I could fucking Christ I'm trying so hard together you are my person R Sanders if you're trying to find Pages Braveheart Star War Star Wars mod pages and pages that is following you to the woods and he will crop up in some places if you look at them too long they will get all up in your face and kill you quickly pretty funny when you play music black the headphones turned up so if you're watching the video the sound effects don't play as much as if you watch it like with headphones on let me have it cranked up and Gavin life fly virgin the cure for death April 23rd which was the dream would people be so Cavalier about cutting them down maybe if they screamed all the time for no spinner all the time the soundless room which is the world's quietest room by design design the inside encased in concrete can we didn't hear nothing brain list but the bottom level of noise so I just hear stuff it's really quiet room she's all that the world is pretty quiet over here it 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whatever just do it the voice that every makes when they're trying not to go to college I was talking I didn't notice Autodesk has more of like I was telling the story the nearest the door and achievement office which means it 2 slap them on my desk by 6 o'clock please the Burnie what to do you doing you a favor you can you can make with a dehydrator what is a dehydrating machines the accelerator water how does a dehydrator work Gavin wash all the vegetables and shit right you want to get the water out of it you put it spinner you like to handle all of the water comes out of the side and make a mess everywhere all the water off frozen food demo temperatures of heat for a long period of time that hot 200 degrees high temperature the other day in the afternoon when the sun fly over here it's a hunter 140 degrees so open that door the day of the podcast with that I wish everything had the sensitivity of my hands because my hands are they are equally as sensitive as and if they wanted to be like I can grab something hot and it's okay 2 seconds the shower with your Handey not today hole on my back doesn't cells hole in my nose this is part of the knob the whole album complete you guy doesn't text probably think you ever and when you have a baby to put in the by test it with your help we talk to the baby if you had and Facebook plug-in for Chrome Google Chrome unbabyme the Chrome and any time you browse Facebook it looks for certain keywords picture it removed and put in an alternate from Instagram that you want them to show up in babies this generation of Tom the Rings R you can customize whatever you want not actual proof but the thing that you just said the person out there was like thank God nootropic came back power air tickets the jails hole drunk people nootropic extra space you could spare one for sure you can very easily crossed the line into a solid you can't do that thoughts in the car by the policeman that rolls his car on the ground Russian truck from 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my job started over the weekend RT can go get cheese the right now you're lucky broadcast podcast you were watching Breaking Bad cook family Jordan season 3 now I'm watching the new season of and I've not seen this week's episode yet today you could Life In Pieces Breaking Bad If you could actually get a recipe for making meth ingredients neither spinner cook drugs life Gavin player ever like you doing the street making is ruining people's lives it was someone that does is the inconvenience that causes people to want to do it properly but the hole in a plane shoot ball and nighttime liquid UW Library Michael the traffic if I want to go and kill as many people air travel I've never understood that what your travel to the planet is applying for an economic power and by the way business is done traveling I wish I could see that a lot of people in Taylor Obama was being inaugurated and we want to give a speech on TV a lot of people everywhere didn't want to watch it the hunter Chief shop the handkerchief the and Ford can figure out what it case shooting footage Gavin HD and stabilized it's weird that's what's wrong with it price for your email and for the beautiful picture is small box in the car the jet back into the boat shake it interesting to see a modern-day stabilized and how it could easily been messed with another notice to the shaky one of the many things reset you stop shaking I'm not leaving right on a fucking balance board don't you like the Power Glove pretty cool but it wasn't functional at the time we'd like two games for the fucking robot the story is I think that he wanted to try to sell it as a toy and out of doing what he was a video game system is like a conversation about video games 1 Met game on the Xbox with the game technically Steel Battalion line of contact if you still alive portal the switch for the fucking pool table function practice tractability we have the same practice level of cool is what is what is your level cool it can stop me from getting laid when I see you it's just momento my parents here rage life I mean it's pretty high slap your face stocking Deep Pockets not talk about somebody wanting to hit Gavin private spaces I'm just hit me I'm not actually very douchebag case been thinking about it looking at things Onnit dot Beverage Control Rage of having my by and bumped into the rhino this feels right strong quit wrestling to keep on telling me what I'm drunk the next day okay well yeah The Club at momento funny cats killing guy and you cannot use in the movie when you got back like 10 minutes ago 10 minutes ago the Red Widow going forward but I think it looks too I think it starts with the black and white and ends with him running and running he just appears that the take a shower the guys busting room or something, it's kind of funny like to find some cells in you should watch momento 5 minutes away momento the LA Confidential he was in there McCarthy bunch of movies and what's his name but I hate Russell 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defend the guy who killed her than it is to pay a hundred grand deep inhale ah to be sure that everything how do you make that call I need you to be up to be impossible to hide behind the giant company you must be I mean when you start doing that makes you look more of the correct decisions but you life we're going on Ten Years the company went out about 40 people at the company for a long time it was just 5 of us working here and that was like four five six years that we were like that I watch that like as your company grows what little decisions that can take place like I was in a room one time where we were talking about t-shirts and it's very relevant because we just got back from Canadian national Expo where we had to go to can take a bunch of our merchandise out there then bring it back and everything that there's a rule that you can only import something to us once made it specifically with cotton or you are short 2 people whatever we can to Toronto in Toronto couldn't bring it back into the u.s. what is it how much is it to buy a blank shirts essentially become blank slow repair Australian Toronto wherever it was $0.25 more pressure to do that and I love her NHL thing called the company where the company were talking about it like it's something else because and because ah think of the company like the company wants to do it guy from so long as the fireplace company Canal Fulton power company is there anything that happened while you life and find a parking space every day The Commons Apartment fridge dishwasher and a sink in the bathroom yeah you guys would be in the living room and then you have in the bathroom texting Deep by the toilet the kitchen bar Family Travel where we started room Steel travel MO that's why we have a big country Texas don't forget it was really high percentage how many as 70% of people die within 50 miles of where they're born happy ending my life weight when you have Onnit draws on the planet what you want in your life and end it 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