#182 - RT Podcast

RT does not know emotion.

Link: http://roosterteeth.com/episode/rt-podcast-season-1-rt-podcast-182

Recorded: 2012-09-05 22:38:48

Runtime: 01:53:41 (6821.04 seconds)

Participants: Gus Sorola, Burnie Burns, Gavin Free, Jack Pattillo




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telescope to look at the Moon and see the stuff that's on the man doesn't telescope perfect solar eclipses the fact that it's a crazy crazy coincidence from Earth to the Moon is like 400 times bigger than the moon but it's bigger than that research about 400 times farther away than the moon is the sun compared to Earth dimension 4 times exactly right Jack song please return these photos of these incredible nebula there just beyond those are fake what's moving towards you can tell it some red shifted and it's moving close to I just like that like that gives Rises red and it's moving towards that that is a blue light that was a great speech with a reddish tint when sound is moving towards you and away but the pitch drop some moving around like a bright light pounds of live near there so Breaking Bad I got home from the airport set my stuff down in Amelia Breaking Bad the first thing I did the first half of the first 10 minutes of television seen in this last episode where I was waiting for something to happen in my I felt my body tense up because I knew something was going to happen I absolutely do that what season of the knock on the door the second last scene I think I know it's like can a person's little too close to and have like 30 minutes 4 cast right now it's recording now stop it right after this where we talked about like right now toy tack it onto the end of the site and I'm on iTunes what we are featured at the top giving podcast according to iTunes lands on the stand the end of Dark Knight Rises everything was pretty confusing Indian impressions black Live cast that we did it was Austin I saw you playing Halo 4 you can you can you can shoot a magnum and hold a flight now we didn't mention that tattoo between on the tonne the Halo 4 comes out for pretty fun people there Terrorist Town different crowded the human and kill that one yet trying to throw 5 minutes 2 complex numbers dont Jesse said she's really trying to figure out and it's just like a movie one 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that thing is like Walt and Hank were talking about chemistry and I'm making coffee or something in the Marie and Skyler were saying something and it sounds like I don't know I don't know to the house I figured like the way that you walk down the hallway and juniors on the right and then the bedrooms the end on the left Ford Eric of brevity some point and I mean like completely off-guard some point he was going to put together a conversation about this how do you live with Burnie every single one of them I'm trying to do that but I don't think you can pull it off do you have no idea how that turned out I can't imagine approaching Walt lawyer donors on the phone with me even if they're all dead we can run like there's no way Red Knight guys with them in the in the room yes otherwise the safety protection 4 the show it's called Pirates actually and they think more of that is almost identical shot I mean like the lines episodes history of murdering his wife I mean that's like doing anything I was going to kill himself because he keeps in the bedroom killing in the bathroom quitting and Liam get Jessie Jessie leaving an antenna not working together I forget 5252 you would have you basically catch up to where we're going to end up next season like exactly it's impossible to watch everything only alcohol illusions that up so 2 when Walt was talking with the lady and she said we make a lot of money together which is the same line the to go throughout and the end of the season one but even the sexual tension between the two he had with the chick from Gray matter and like there was a lot with my wife I know she's pretty hot in this episode about like a woman who's in charge like that it's pretty takes the time to paint her nails the fucking piece man like he has no heart at all he just wants to Oz pounds of episodes left die before the end of the serial I feel for her now after all this going down like she's been put through hell earlier this season when he's like I don't know it's like every how many times did they make about half a million dollars each and it immediately the money okay some average out I'm sure like that would be the way to go but I mean moon like he's going to die like number 2 speculation that he may be different because he had someone on the inside that the former head of the plantation she's annoyed the hell out of here dies in to will Michael 1 of Rises going to take a little bit Michael killing with rocks and like there's a scene where he basically told me give me give me a chance alone with a friend I'll take care of it I might beat the shit out of him when he ordered his drink is on the Rocks killing Esposito three of the four times been nominated I I think so so yeah it was such an awesome character will the guys funny B in general over the course of the series I can't recall like a low point or anything like that really got slow maybe some of the stuff but it's like that and that was Gus Fring if all on the plane crash I just don't really get mad because of his house how some I know he'll have to find out about Mike some how I'll tell him Plumbing the big thing is I guess dont up clean the house there might be a Saul Goodman spinoff to be wonderful I love it Bob Odenkirk live prude girls know 1 of the interview and am fine that's awesome I would like one of you like to talk for hours about these characters wil it's over the top but it's like he's losing his on the skin from a drug dealer say my name awesome I almost can't imagine a scenario where we let down by the in the show from the International Supply in the world to 3 months in the final part of that episode me and so it's like the hit it seems like he misses his him try to make money for his kids make sure they were okay what he was all about his thousands Breaking Bad I would not recommend somebody Breaking Bad is going with all the podcast Awards this year some chance of Miracle anyone involved the show was listening to this thank you so much for and a half the great dude I don't know man the twins are still awesome comic of Cranston Saul Goodman remember early villains of the series after before Franco fucking crazy trouble website for recommending Breaking Bad Burnie