#184 - RT Podcast

RT does not wear seat belts in taxis.

Link: http://roosterteeth.com/episode/rt-podcast-season-1-rt-podcast-184

Recorded: 2012-09-19 15:44:51

Runtime: 01:37:10 (5830.3 seconds)

Participants: Gus Sorola, Burnie Burns, Gavin Free, Lindsay Jones, Jack Pattillo




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