#186 - RT Podcast

RT knows poop is funny

Link: http://roosterteeth.com/episode/rt-podcast-season-1-rt-podcast-186

Recorded: 2012-10-03 21:26:00

Runtime: 01:27:32 (5252.36 seconds)

Participants: Gus Sorola, Burnie Burns, Gavin Free, Miles Luna




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the place here is that people tend to gain about 15 to 20 pounds when they first start working here the cat is no exception in this photo but I sent a photo to the guys in the Attic or is you called the a neck the back of the building where we podcasts was a little kid so you really do people hate Joe the cat and if you and Matt there was there was there was pitching every week everywhere it smells like ammonia and grow cast members on the podcasts day does Jodi Katz day favorite thing was a joke and so you guys are go to 32262 Halo live-action podcasts to podcasts people come and go in New York Comic Con Kathleen Monte and Ray Michael go to New York what does that mean I don't know okay and then we're going to lunch I believe that Jeff Gavin and Ben Al deeby three man MCM I think they're like an internet portion of the expo at vidfest London Comic Con Comic Con this is really confusing, talking about Comic Con is not and it's not just a generic term San Diego Comic Onnit Something New 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You're free I have kids or anything like that if you think the next if you wait for it it will never con absolutely not it would interrupt you if you do nothing else other than Focus just on the next one and just be ready for it just be ready to pounce like it will never happen and then you never have hiccups what exactly would you like what time jumped up started screaming and running around if I drink water in certain way I don't know I just drink it and every single time she never talked to me last week asking questions from the audience and interacting with the audience gets shot that was a big mess so we're not doing that we have Barbara right over here off camera and she is on Twitter right now I think it sounds green people tweets to pound RT Podcast hashtag RT podcasts I guess you would need to Tony can still come you can hold on don't call me in the weather but that has a weird accent about it life I missed typed the correct bit to the right when up with the wrong act weird the keyboard shortcut to three the independence Emily whip RT it was if you don't party and change into threesome with some dude I just met do you want to come along and unfortunately when it came up 4 months later and it finally hit him he was texting me God damnit how to London we discover that you can make shortcuts on your phone annoyed 8 Woodward the most when you're going to meet someone in a different part of the world you say I'm on my way but the abbreviation for the OMW on my way well my phone is on Wi-Fi thought you might like oh em W it like a capital o on my way! fit me but I didn't know that how to build a person supposed to shift and that people could you just text at the same time I feel like that's what you do at first I thought that it was pretty much 80% like I'll be right there in Los Angeles right now the Big Ben is because they showed it when you train with your friend you would hold the phone three back now that Siri is awful because this is a total we should find out first world problem and I think of this when I said the biggest problem is I can't find businesses that will take $100 but they won't change their problem but now my new one is Siri doesn't work as well when it's connected over my in car Bluetooth system because when I dictate to the microphone on the car it doesn't understand as well that is death personal problem but she's pretty good for a make an appointment and setting alarms but if you want a dick pic to her and have her in a transcriber to text you when I'm done AL East up my day did you upgrade to iOS 6 Jeff are you happy about that for the most part yes the thing I'm most unhappy with in the podcast app is broken and when you listen to hands podcasts like a rusty podcasts the pictures we put in and the links we put in our twerking yeah did you get the audio doesn't work the arrow point down early you don't have to put another phone call provider of audio books more than $100,000 table title across all types of literature and featuring audio versions of many New York Times Best Sellers for our listeners audible is offering a free audiobook to give you a chance to try out their service 1 audiobook to consider is the road by Cormac McCarthy for free audiobook of your choice grow audible podcasts.com / Rooster Teeth that's audible podcasts.com / Rooster Teeth San give us what Mark Cuban came up in conversation before the podcasts Cuban company I forgive you 34 34 Productions they were the people who made the road into the movie with Viggo Mortensen which is if you've never read the road in the movie it is a post-apocalyptic Adventure but that's not really especially any kind of sci-fi you know it kind of look at the Book of Eli that kind of world where everything is just a little Western the traveling road trip awful terrible movie about a guy with his son the trying to make it to this horrible world and it's just mortified mortified but there's a package that is at the end of that book and I'm not going to 4 spoiler but it is one of the most poignant things I've ever read any book ever LOL Cormac General and some of his other books on audible.com but it must be something about his publisher because it took forever for his book to come to some of the leaders as well so hopefully. amputate and the duration and then of the whole lifetime you be able to see you like what I do three hosts what of this one time at of all the time zone three like what you do why don't you mail your food and then weigh yourself if I fit the toilet just as I'm going about my life the most strikeouts in the short. 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Time we actually do get into low gravity not just zero-g but I actually and they like there's always a mechanism treadmill they would like I would like to vacuum and then they would just run on the treadmill there you have to do like a like a centrifical force thing like a hamster wheel to put someone on it and it creates artificial bit of gravity or something like that I don't know I'm sure they have smart people working on it then just me then we gotta come up with the word for that what is the word that is nice that people more intelligent than me have analyzed this problem and solve it you know how much people poop weigh Gavin think about that really logistical but why would they know how much the poop weigh is as light as it can be because it cost too much money and come from heaven the bring in more than the other complete with poop the food that they compromise every thought you have a fan blowing away every single thing you think about you don't have a hand gesture for poop I wouldn't want to see that level that you have for that birth control things that you think people are not what you think yeah I mean the funny version tourettes control the fact that expletive but he wasn't crazy people who are death and Anna cake that when they dream of talking in their sleep but still haven't found sign in their sleep while they're sleeping there stream cord and Playback stream because that would be fucking awesome Navi my own I wouldn't have to be with anybody else I have been dreaming like fucking crazy I know what I'm about to bring my wife crazy because she says whenever I'm taking the dog in my sleep when I can hear myself tonight you're way more peaceful that I can hear it just fills me with your and you're not in a deep sleep the wake is life if we have a couple minutes as we know it and we just wrapped up some questions I think Brandon wants some of the best of DVD which just came out the store right now and it's also available exclusively at Target yet that's our Retail Partners for the best DVD of RvB of all time ever. 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voting Day election day in the UK you really don't know you made it to the British school system in election day up down to the school when they don't have class of government in the u.s. how do you know that but you don't know when you got your own country okay what kind of your beers in a bar right there buddy you know what day in November damn and you don't know when you vote in your own country that's crazy to me I'm going to find out right now they don't know you might like a picture Wide Window you can vote and it doesn't matter if you have your steer boat trailer loading the America dissolve parliament will it was real it's typically on a Thursday that's what they say and a general election UK follows the dissolution of parliament by the queen on the advice of the Prime Minister of the day prime minister death has the power to choose the date of the election Thursday has been a customary day told elections since the 1937 election was weird in that one so it was live David 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San audio test Gus three minutes with a podcasts goes on he decided to go to the bathroom and doesn't turn it back on the guy you like why do the up in toilet like they do on live TV fucking talking shit I've been at work I've been at live Mike and said some stupid shit was like well you know I don't know what I said that you look like you know what was the voter turnout 2008 Obama's election when he won what's 56.8 mm for when Bush was reelected for a second term 55.3 divided the lowest presidential one I can find is 1996 which is Clinton second term 49.1% of the road that really genuinely shocked that I can look it up but Clinton didn't get 50% of 49% less than 25% of the country voted for Clinton come back in the second term I mean it Photoshop shut the fuck up I like the idea of forcing people who are completely uneducated to go in and start mashing buttons because they like somebody's name but the people who are educated and passionate go and do it don't make it out of the account 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me and I even know how to run that thing like you would like my fan page scription and my actual Facebook page the movie with the solution they had before where people wanted to get your update but you didn't want to stop driving like your photos of the report of your friends and your family you told on your dick voter turnout in the UK hey Barb will look in a second shot from of camera do they have the voter turnout like candy they make you vote for Jesus by choice because you said bye to her parents for the answer why my car might not have been of age to vote in the time it was alright here's voter turnout election UK real quick does UK have a higher voter turnout or less then I'm going to get hurt they have will have a higher turnout than 85% in 2001 Louis the voter turnout South River the story that there was that It Was Written in Welsh said when I'm in the office happy three English three translated to Wells for the sign of the guy was out of the office on vacation with autoresponder came back that was responding with the translations turn right turn down the bridge 07 fucking hilarious crazy if you do but I bit my tongue can I just use a Facebook and I made a post on Facebook which I can figure out how to change my profile photo and I couldn't figure it out because I put a picture of me it's what I wanted for the new one instead of my podcasts photo and everything everything and everybody it's like whatever you do I want to take a picture of myself and life and everything you do if you were running an election without without together would you both for yourself would you vote for yourself in the election what the heck are you running for prime minister would you vote for yourself what is meant to me is that whenever someone comes into the residence where they like the White House girl ten Downing Street go ahead immediately happy with live the prince is a tradition of outgoing administrations small pranks on incoming Administration and the President also leaves a note in the desk for the next incoming president and I think it's like man I mean if you like the presents really rely on former presidents were just like information about how we get stuff done learning curve of being president must be enormously hi I just learned on the campaign Trail the first year to the presidency someone girl age 10 years like this from being young looking tired looking all the time some kind of way College Station the name of the president that wouldn't I like Independence Day plausible deniability something one of the conspiracy theories there's something there still have two countries infected with Al you can't just immediately become president stream way as to be like it's a good morning I believe in the back of the face in for a colonoscopy and they really cut polyps out of his colon and George H bush was made president for 6 hours while Reagan was under anesthesia really yeah regular texting back or anything just like they were around them just did it I don't think no no they didn't call me on the phone let me know if the email update the secret operation run by the elite special forces it was the guy on Twitter in wizard live tweets about helicopters he found out about it was The Rock The Rock Life release date don't look it up make sure The Rock and the second thing is the rock Osama Bin Laden tweet best The Rock long before Obama spoke to the nation in the for me Alex report of the rock took to Twitter posted just got word that will shock the world land of the free home of the brave damn proud to be an American right now Gavin aaryn clearance but we were at war with them in Love mp3 for ever so Halloween is coming up pretty soon in a couple weeks you guys got any big plans fail even do anything how are you getting really big Holiday Inn Austin 6th Street world the clubs are they need about a million people packed in there for 6th Street and Lindsay we're getting out of the car in a car Steve and aaryn will be ok miles missing you would feel like the worst day ever I mean you think is true but you must work you end up with the girl when you first started dating and you abandoned her at Schlitterbahn Waterpark with Carrie and then it's Halloween you're jumping out of cars and leaving him behind aaryn to walk you home because you're feeling I like your friends and co-workers I'm with you every story you told so far there is one little question from the chat which is day have you ever had a really memorable costumes for Halloween and dressing up for Halloween at life it was pretty early on she was like yeah and you want the attention of your paper Walmart whip and it has red inside make it blue because we talked about it so much it has a navi grow I want to see don't I don't want to pull it up how many miles from Fleshlight still often spontaneously got offended last tweets podcasts because we know that grow the video at the end and they said that it wasn't fair that they had to watch that and I said 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