#187 - RT Podcast

RT gets personal. Real personal.

Link: http://roosterteeth.com/episode/rt-podcast-season-1-rt-podcast-187

Recorded: 2012-10-10 21:51:56

Runtime: 01:38:19 (5899.09 seconds)

Participants: Gus Sorola, Burnie Burns, Gavin Free, Jack Pattillo

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contact us what's the point of it what does that mean are they still at the point where everyone is dead anyway so what bull day 1 richest people in the flight do you want to be able to do machine to be to ride a machine 24 hours and then we can meet up I can use this from you 1 week of machine then after that pull everything out of me what x what everything we talked about a long time ago but the people who are in comas the give them quit messing with it Ambien of Robin Williams 1 Hour 1 hour and then they remember the experience they had when they were like can you say goodbye 15 years ago I was here the whole time and I want us to last forever dont Dot how many bench leaked a preacher weak of theirs I feel like the slow down like that quite 4 so that you know it's creeping Through Time but you were already not existing friends pain and before you were born that's what I always say at least 4 billion life ceases to exist at some point whatever happens afterwards like that's that's a whole other story but it's like the idea that you have a limited number of time on this planet will do but you know that's why a couple weeks anyway yesterday I was at the gym and they would like to go to the gym time and like you said I can't make it in the morning time I can clean it off you don't have control of anything other than what I would tell her to just stop okay but I mean what I'm doing like I TIE fighter spin the real wheel right I'm going to go right now you can have it if you want it navigate to open the door American think that the plane I was on his give me x to the 3 we talked the other day about just like three or four weeks we have gone a really long time ago flight from delayed I've been only three delayed flights now since we had that conversation Breckenridge downtown we were going to go to lunch one day we were walking out the front door with a long time Alpha flight right now is it mental the unbelievers pot people in the in the sky I still have all the time in the world what is the thing about that is like in New York in the la la la la will be when it gets there Stephen of the Galaxy where is the jet stream intro jump really hot I just hope you hold onto a bungee cord space waiting rooms right you go up and down of course you don't you 24 hours to get back to work 12 hours could be anywhere in the world 1 12 hours traveling yeah that's a little different there's an Airforce pilot Quantum 2063 leap jump like that they basically had a giant hot-air balloon and then put them in and I think a hundred twenty 150000 feet and jump down X it broke the sound barrier in like half an hour to come back down to the day when he could only tell he was looking like he was going crazy Pharmacy who got to the top of the name is Aaron and Eric they went to a place in San Antonio that I think it's like 6 inches is 34242 feet Florida which Beauty 1 cuz I didn't put it for the first time turn to the left I want you do that guy never happen slow motion lightning strike now pretty cool huh no actually I thought it lightning strikes from the most the time it's sort of like tiny little partially visible bolts of lightning dont like finding their way through the list and the first one to hit the ground then send the lightning back up this kind of like different pieces of lightning on the hits Wing 10000 everything of the West day can pillory pillory the word that Gavin pronounces to me the funniest yogurt X leap animation 4 script we work on day 5 that's why it's relevant there's a kid in the sixties high school kids decided he was going to break the record for sleep deprivation many things Randy Gardner and from there he didn't day Ali Supply hours age of for 8 hours and 11 hours and he was covered Ambien and for that amount of time but I'm trying to think about it I know you can we have a new show the casting for right now which were going to be shooting at the end of this month and then through the middle of next month and then they'll be coming out to the end of the year that we work on day 5 we should be not an emergency so that should be starting probably January or February how do I say and what I think everyone we have a huge crew that works here behind the cameras in the control room to get things out and thank you so much for staying late guys for all your hard work and take the car on the way a year in the Life Begins here so I've got a good three or four inches of clear that unless you push it then whatever Outlook