#189 - RT Podcast

RT busts its nuts.

Link: http://roosterteeth.com/episode/rt-podcast-season-1-rt-podcast-189

Recorded: 2012-10-24 23:00:10

Runtime: 01:38:15 (5895.72 seconds)

Participants: Gus Sorola, Burnie Burns, Miles Luna, Michael Jones, Jack Pattillo




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have like a Podium or a separate area for people can walk up every time I feel like it ah I love you I don't like which was at a strip club that's what you doing okay Hey Brother trap clap and just got on my microphone what are the last words I said to go away where is the story going okay great okay so um it's wonderful don't meet we taking some downtown it wouldn't Chris was there going downtown we had a really good time and then at one point I've never been with her before I know I'm bothering to me I've been dead to strip club didn't want to but you don't like them supposed to me that makes sense if I paid you have blue balls off them come pay money to have a TV when you can get anyone to cover strip clubs like when I'm hungry I don't want to look at pictures of food three have a conversation with you I like I feel like I can't look at anybody but who I'm talking about visit with any of the girls their interests I know it makes you uncomfortable so random pick up on that real quick and I was having a conversation with you when almost and I felt my chair getting iron ah well that will art yes I will I'm sitting at the table and I'll turn the tables and I look like I'm 25 I feel like Brandon just in tears laughing Christmas decorating now everybody at home and everybody here I want you imagine a stripper I don't know her name but imagine a stripper with the name dark chocolate benefits make it 3 times is Big that was the stripper okay driving up and she was really expensive I don't believe that what that is actually true yeah I'm getting to that so I can I'm sitting in the chair I don't want to be here I might just dripping sweat but I don't want it was an awkward situation I just laugh delete forward and she says the word you and I infinite on Alum Rock she bent over and in the things I love the hole that when you went and paid her and pointed at you she looked at you and burst out laughing now are you retarded unto also apparently never been in trouble before 5 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like during work and after work but my chest was killing me but I can hear my shoulder like right here right there just at the right time I checked it was really sore and I feel like I pulled a muscle or something like that and just sit in a chair all day and play video games so after work on Friday because she was going to a friend of hers bridal shower that we should also point out to you big while ago but yeah so we went to Dallas on Friday and kind of bothering me and she was like oh if it keeps hurting you a doctor's note that I never ever got so Saturday get up it's fine doesn't bother me do nothing all day whatever in Italy house like a like like it wasn't the most intense pain I've ever felt but I've never felt like white in the mail hey I got a kind of like went away a little bit so we went to the old day and then we're driving back and it started hurting on the way back by the time we got home it was like a physical three and a half hour drive it was like 10 o'clock it was killing me so I'll go to the doctors tomorrow but still hard to ever because and so so we go upstairs and I'll just go to bed I wake up at midnight like 2 hours later and it's just fucking killing it felt like someone was sitting on my chest like an elephant was pushing down on my chest and my father has like some heart problems and he didn't have it so he was much older but I didn't know like what the hell it was whatever and then he was like really worried cuz it you know it's like my chest is hurting so it's like midnight and like fuck it let's go to the hospital with the exact last thing I wanted to do so we drive in the ER and it's like 15 minutes away we're getting there work for myself other times like with other people when I drove them and they are the worst thing in the world would you wait forever in at like 10 almost 1 a.m. and security guards like are you checking in and like you to fill out the form in and talk to the nurse because she'll give you like a quick assessment and it's like oh I need stitches do I get fucking shit out and you wait like an hour like some to be fair it was some like overweight like 65 year old man that was talking to like patients are like people in the waiting room when it and like I first and there was like what are you here for but anyway so I fill out the paperwork and basically is like your name your birthday and what the problem is I don't like chest pains I'm like alright go see the nurse and she like chest pains and we go yeah there's a history of it with my family but I got the whole not like he's always wires hooked up to me and shit I got man she got x-rays blue still hurting like while I was there and I don't know what the hell it was so the funny part is there was this one like Asian do their fucking funny and at first I was kind of like because I get there I'm like I don't know what's wrong I don't the problem is like that just walk in like okay I'm Jack in the crack and jokes right from the get-go and like a really good time but like I said I don't know but as soon as I found out we got the x-rays and it came back and said that it was muscular that but the x-rays were clear everything ah I must have pulled something or whatever we just fine but she like I said I was going to drop dead in the Knight and the hospital so even before like I'm waiting they took blood work and everything up to me in before I got the results back we're just sitting there in the in like the examination room and she sitting there and I'm laying there I was like hey take a picture for the window and she's like I was like I was like what are podcast are like RT Podcast on like it's going to be ah podcast right you got to take a picture like this point I'm still working probably be back in like 3 pictures right and terrible Dark Side open and fix my hair and made a post like perfect and then and then as I'm thinking about it I'm like what it was like Citizen Kane like I'm dying and then I was like and there was that mean trailer everything in the metal spawn it was really weird because I woke up at like midnight right we went to the hospital we left at like 4 a.m. came back home because they were like you know you're OK and go home they just gave me a prescription for some like regular like aspirin like extra for gas money and then painkillers for it and I went to bed at like 5 a.m. I woke up at like 8:30 so its really weird cuz it's like it's like I went yeah that's a picture right there I will if we did that so I was like God damn it so it was really weird cuz like I went to bed at 10 o'clock and I like I went to bed at 10 and woke up at 8 and I was in the hospital in between feels like I woke up the next day I was like call yesterday but didn't miss any time because it was the that was like oh my God what's wrong 5 4 S 2002 that to my Hospital experience but yeah I know I must have just pulled something I have no idea what I did but it was just the fact that was a pain in the middle of my chest that had moved on before right side you're typically okay yeah but I need one for the right move to the middle solid as I was worried it was going to move to the left because if you feel tingling on the left like you're having a heart attack if you had to choose your last words what would they be God damn it they told me like you know it's not your heart or anything like that it's just muscular I'm sitting there and I told Lindsay afterwards and I was like I told myself I'm like god dammit heart you will not get out because I swear to God if I die every Kyle and everybody first wife most extravagant way ever I'm laying in a hospital bed and I told her I was like I have my brain had a conversation with my heart like I listen to her know but I don't care if you like fucking get hit by a car you get squash Vine Danville the fucken you know so whatever you blow up an explosion it will not be a heart problem so even though I just went and every fucking reply I'm right glad you liked it to pay to have someone's Tombstone removed and replaced of the tombstone of your to not have a butler the graveyard guys in my head I swear to God I was just so mad about it Audi R8 with that I don't want and I don't break and college and Butler but it got too drunk and you got the fight and he was still picked up over a girl and he was still picked three that I can most profound thing ever he was so mad he got space playin plate that makes me think of our first trip to E3 have you ever told that story well you're probably right about that storage Red vs Blue because it's only like inside joke references ever made in your in an episode of Red vs Blue episode three window not showed up yet and groups and women citizen talk about help student about going to Vegas quadrant and how pissed off he is and I know that you're upset and that story we went to E3 one year I was in a fucking bad mood I was in dead Jack and Gus not match her absolutely first time well I love you always there for sure but not with him Killer Shrimp earlier in the day I Killer Shrimp killer Hugo Killer Shrimp as bad as it is for one thing they're going to order Killer Shrimp and get with bread or with rice I went to LA with Jack forward ah I point out as I do every single time we go to Los Angeles to Hayward in Los Angeles only 5 hours away from Vegas and I need you to point that out Gus killer wake me to go to Vegas kings in the back of and I'm driving but what's going on why you so mad on Vegas not going to Vegas don't talk about it how many about an hour at this point Israel Expo parking lot in like downtown LA like right on transvestite alley mistreatment of Yorkies not kidding not having your car Atlas and then Ernie's, I did not agree with drive-thru and I how much is one last time we can get that straight to Vegas from here and everything City three so Gus says God says I swear to God this in the morning getting out of this man may or may not have been a little drunk at this point Define I said I said I said okay fine I give up I will not mr. Vegas rest night I apologize and of and enjoy some pussy so I have to leave walk outside my first time ever in La was like this was in 2001 before iPhones and maps and ship a block down the street realize my mistake spawn hey do I know my blood type the walking with and 11 withdrew cash from an ATM and started trying to find a cab so I got a cab I took a cab back to our hotel in Austin tonight what happened up there they're looking for me they can find because I know Dawn can I get on the flight that Knight fuck fuck I'm so spiteful and vindictive Knight on another hotel to stay at and I think it's worse forget to take me over there because I'm not responding to your phone calls or text visit regret is like I'm at the hotel here and take his fucking three hours in advance to find him in a lake and he does know where he is Jordan Jack Willie's in the rest of the hey I stopped to ask directions it was such a child it was the worst and that was like 2010 Cadillac he throws open the side door the baby throws it up silhouetted against the night sky like this does being forced to go to Vegas games like three or four years later and you love dead like break it I just didn't want to go at that time it was like you said it was late at night I didn't want to spend 5 hours in advance not contacted us to get there but you were so fucking stuff Jack and I were there for like emotional thing we went to this place called Waffle House or is it still waffle the waffle the waffle that's me right there and when Jackson waffle Jordan Air Jordan 08 Michael said I love that your voice or Jack is it same as your voice for the internet will you doing pulled out whatever I can about the waffle the County's case we go to Waffle right and I'm going to stop at the diner right it's it's a breakfast place and have lots of good are people there from Machinima and Jackson, get this waffle on something to get this waffle and I was like I'm going to get this and would like a cheeseburger something with and Jack was like what and I was like no waffle Dawn hey Jack this is where we're going and like he had a fit and I was the only one that didn't get a waffle so because I'm an idiot I was like I just kept putting it off and I was like oh my Jordan like when I got it I was like to know like if I go out to eat and I get a burger I order it with an egg and then we tattoo Jordan obit Lindsay ordered a cheeseburger with an egg on 3D why am I to do it to do it get it get it waffle be with you is like a building waffle couldn't have for the bun spawn you something to pick up my drunk stories kind of relevant so we will probably Texas Longhorn football TV show biggest rival which is Oklahoma University three if anybody saw the post about the Big Tex tattoo that caught on fire Rising spawn it did the good riddance I didn't games in Cowboys Stadium hey games football game works not held in Austin and it's not held in Oklahoma is held in Dallas is the neutral site because it's such an intense rivalry between the Knight We are Equestria girls gets fucking hammered at the game Texas God destroy that she liked 60623 what was the title of the person who gives that she had to not like it's like it's like you know if you follow any kind of any support just like I don't know like Manchester United vs Arsenal or Cowboys Red Skins or anything like that big it's a big rivalry for school in particular anyway so it the first year I ah there was this girl who had to stop Colbert Cloud which was something honey and Everclear liquor while she would make and put in the top of the closet for like 6 weeks to prevent it while you were drinking that that sophisticated I got really fucked up and I had to take care of this older guy no I got you I got you like talking about like that you know when you hold my the back of the shirt was like problem mysterious to his feet and there's this girl with another drunk girl coming up the stairs this way and if they are too drunk idiots lock eyes wake me up and then I get back to sleep you should start making out with the other games for man I should have thought about it but my buddy John Cross I call my buddy fucking hate him fuck you I would never let me get the idea he goes hey Burnie but we're winning the game it's like 5 minutes of the first quarter let's run on the field I go first one and it's like one of these were the first row there's a railing and then a drop off like maybe like 6 feet drop down to 20 feet and then a track and then the ball right and the security guards everywhere and I was younger I went to college I was seventeen when I was a freshman I turn 17 as a freshman in college and I was already I was way too young to be drunk and in public like that so there's all these people crowding in PB to watch the Builder gets a lot more back then they were all crowded world but to jump and I was excited because like John's right there he's like you said you were going to go to big rush it's like 2 minutes left in the game so we go so we jump everybody fukin jump dark between two security guards and there's always people who Rush the field the game is still going on I said that I was the first one out so it's so exciting around here and I'm the first one after I get all the Midfield I turn around nobody else by myself I'm out there that they were like 20 30 yards away from the football team and the 2 football teams in and I look up and I stay over and come out the field it's not the big RT you look like you are drunk and I'm so fucking drunk I still think to myself if I get to the end zone they can't touch you when I broke the goal line everyone like you NFL The Tunnel right after the tunnel with everything comes out the boulevard come out and I thought I still make the Eternal I'm running I run by the goalposts and short Mexican woman security guard stepped out from behind the goalposts and I'm going to take both of us and she goes right three guys grab you they are not Knight 3D sonogram in one day cause he liked graduate call Yanks me and you and hold you and I said I'm always having to go back to your not here oh my God I can't wait The Dark Knight Rises video video from video camera to film the movie Jordan whatcha forget me or we should we should probably wrap up here I know we have a lot more flight format change we were going to be out shooting something we are going to the podcast in the field so yeah watching for that but anyway thanks for joining us for this week's episode and we're going to go ahead and wrap it up now