#198 - RT Podcast

What we lack in feet we make up for in inches

Link: http://roosterteeth.com/episode/rt-podcast-season-1-rt-podcast-198

Recorded: 2012-12-26 19:25:28

Runtime: 01:50:10 (6610.94 seconds)

Participants: Gus Sorola, Gavin Free, Barbara Dunkelman, Miles Luna, Kerry Shawcross

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Audio:

Transcript (in progress):

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she's with him to have enough time that's beautiful she was winning I didn't realize made homemade paper is really beautiful she was all happy and I'm in the parking lot from the whole thing I finally found a time where I felt like I've been here for the first time I can leave that anybody giving me shit okay with my friend Adam and I had to drive a bunch of Ultron friends one of them was one of them the last guy that we had to get home was my old roommate and she loved parties have a great time the party is and it's fun to watch because we're going to grab something I'll be right back in the car I'm really really angry she comes running out of the house types of cakes for 21st birthday cake made for her and I've had in a long time invention Kens donuts and all the sudden like passed out sugar we need to go to Donuts that I can buy donuts with his cake well you know like how many donuts do you think we can get with and 32nd contemplate simple words I would say approximately 6002 weeks 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