#207 - RT Podcast
RT doesn't help people up.
Recorded: 2013-02-26 22:48:53
Runtime: 02:02:14 (7334.63 seconds)
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Transcript (in progress):
its absurdity Park Castle Rock You by Onnit and their Flagship product Alpha Brain the brain is the first fully balanced nootropic designed to increase focus and mental driver our listeners get 15% off when you use promo code rooster at Onnit.com / game that's Onnit.com /gaming this podcast is also brought you about audible.com the internet's leading provider of audio books more than 100,000 downloadable titles across all types of literature including fiction non-fiction and periodicals for free audiobook of your choice go to audible podcast.com slash Rooster Teeth middle they were watching us and we were watching that 2 different rooms of people look at each other waiting for someone to do never never now live stream Monday it'll be really helpful to podcast on Monday just for the sake of editing a podcast for the way it works is we would stay late on Tuesday after a full day of work we would shoot the podcast and then primarily Lindsay dead 95% the heavy lifting and I'm missing I don't know where she would edit the podcast all day everyday in the morning to make sure that everyone helped out a lot so what is it we're going 2 coming out you think audio comes out on Tuesday what time whenever its always over there now you're just trying to twist off a non Twist Off know we are missing Joe the cat this week actually you have fifty Joe its way because you do have to tell you about them like you just don't like the cat in hat how much should hair shed Michael Joe dead Thrones characters I have dressed up a dog or anything like that you just one that you met somebody who dressed up their dog in clothes you been like what the fuck is wrong with awesome dog Garden dressing up your dog in clothes and started hanging out with Jordan all the type at the same time like what's going on it's like your life is like Kristen Plumbing at anymore for the values and town Jordan Beacon Thalia is Jordan constant companion but I don't know what else to write Fred 4 Animated Adventures for crossing your legs like a film don't let don't get bullied by the enemy can we make steak town you make a really quick announcement and actually put it always does help I'll be inside know I'm so good about asking for your help and appreciate your feedback on a regular basis that's a lie I don't appreciate it but I need help with something what's going on today in particular things in Austin today first is that for whatever reason we have gale force winds all over town like knocking out power and causing traffic on the freeway slow down I mean people already flips off and the door in the cat and everyone paid .5 entering a route but the other thing that happened today in particular 2 Monday for recording this is that for whatever reason we had like what five different groups come by for tours at the office today the wind blew all over and I think I think we came from as far away as Maine today when we do have a the door that says we have a lot of different Productions that are in production right now Ruby is one that you probably know about we also have red vs blue it's going in production we have some other things we haven't talked about announced that they're going into production and everyone there probably can't walk because when people show up and they come over man you know what we end up doing is everyone production comes to the lobby to say hello who did that 4 different times today and it live it up probably about an hour of our day just greeting people and saying hello so I will let you know that when you come to the office if you come to the office and just stop by for a tour probably until about June probably all the way to RTX for not going to be able to accommodate people just dropping by for 2 hours okay and the one thing that I kind of wanted to ask the audience to help us with is to get that information out in whatever formats where people talk about Richard you like we don't keep up with my life Tumblr and there's a lot of them so it's like Whitley's Ben pressure you like country like how to get information out to people like when we were when I made the joke about the Streamys last week about how we didn't win the audience Choice Award and I said good job out against drop and the terrible out of your Spears better made a joke about you too sweetie I didn't know about it how come you guys didn't mention it until the day that floating closed its like we talked about that asshole telling people to go vote already satellite view of your Xmen on the cat Twitter for the podcast give me the website for announcements and stuff like that but I'm on Twitter right now its Ryan Twitter tell us the ways in which you interface with Russia the grey do you get receipt information what's the best way for a slow now stuff like that alright thank you I appreciate it thank you thank you so I would at Best Buy this past weekend God damn it first thing every Dan Twitter is saying after June can I get at 02 or July Burnie ultimate Stewart at RTX time when everyone around them and I didn't know that Game of Thrones DVD season 2 DVDs came out last week I did not know until I walked into the store probably you like I get off all my stuff on my team that's how I watch most of my stuff and I watch Game of Thrones already I have always season 2 and it's already come back Thrones spoiler cat which probably what we could do like We the People Daenerys Targaryen pretty fit sings Pretty Fly know there's lots of sex there's a midget and bald and everybody hates him blond kid that's all I know about him and here's the best thing about Game of Thrones mile every 5 minutes somebody is getting killed March 31st 24 meters know me we can do we'll talk about anything you want on the 25th I would love to know what is the longest stretch of time Game of Thrones stream time somebody or getting killed on the podcast Spartacus go to the party but I watch season 1 of Spartacus and if you want to see you like violence and nudity 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4 star all so fucking stupid and brought you into my office and had you read one that somebody sent me remember what it was that was just stupid I'll go back and look at Twitter only goes back seven days now I really don't know there's like a request Twitter and give you a check ghost drop go out with Ashley to see if she took a photo of Joe the cat in the Garment you have a girlfriend so she was in Austin this weekend and she took a photo of Joe the cat at the house at 4 retirement you posted on Instagram but I don't think so she said it'd be funny if you posted or you made a Twitter account for Joe and then I could like a demand I said there's an account for Joe and she look it up the cat its and she said ok she tweeted it and it was like and don't like yeah that's going to show like the value of that site fifty thousand Twitter followers were fucking stupid cat White Castle Twitter account today $18,000 Joe has more Twitter the blood biggest non-human Vegas cat Twitter about Japan 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longer piece the signal inside the cat everything else here is there a problem running Time Warner came and set up my DVR okay and I have a universal remote I have never run into this problem ever before so if I say watch Always Sunny in Philadelphia which I was doing the other day and I could play from the list I'm playing Always Sunny Philadelphia to quiet I've been go to turn it up it turns up the TV to Sony TV it turns up the volume but while and holding down you up on the volume then it also starts feeling in 00 on the remote for the DVR code for on the volume of the TV is the same as zero on the DVR change channels and I get away from what I'm playing an alternate code that works for your TV multiple codes for the same manufacture there might be another one that works without having the cross over cross original original remote I can look it up grey Netbook what is the glass they use in Solarium would you let thru it in neutral class Monday through class but I think that's what I class as usual what's the clock as well be thru plastic go to concrete RT Joe the cat Twitter attack and we don't do it just fucking go after that Japanese Maru Justin Twitter war between the two cat that would be the best thing in my life I can't do that because he would do it wrong fat cats and one of the protest they would call themselves like cats okay but I don't know if any of you guys I think you might have played some of banner Saga factions know game you can play on today game of Legends you talk to me about the multiplayer and single-player versions coming later in the year games on Windows 8 interactive Stewart Dear Esther you just walk around an empty Island know we praise you explore a very eerie desolate Island but I like it Joe the run but my trying not to be a game you want you to like look at this listen to what this narrator is telling you think what does that mean you are truly trying to be its not trying to be like man stream demand any game that's a cool short story I just want to run on demand games and all that and the PS4 was revealed last week which was really cool and I can look up the actual list of titles but Xbox announced they're doing an enormous games on demand sale did you respond to sale Tina runbutton Jason who plays Tucker he pointed out with back when Netflix was an on streaming service 4 discs to your house what kind of town of antiquated that was not that long ago so you get like 3 discs in my and everybody had one disc of a movie that they never watched but they kept for like 8 months because I feel guilty about like not watching it doesn't look like any sexual movie but I could never get on there watching it with you want to turn it back into and it was Hotel Rwanda Amy figured out just and rental fees like a monthly fee / 3 he's spent like 18 bucks and a movie and never watch this over 2 years Goodfellas for me the longest movie I've held onto his Bridge Over the River Kwai 10 month thru old important movie that I want to catch up on that I've never seen and I was one of them into a lot of them but that was 25% off code Veronica New Vegas grey Halo 3 and Halo Wars always put on your plate and I never got into it I would eventually like to have all the achievements all the Halo games everyone you had a cup with Halo Wars 2 the game where they just kind of lost Everybody's Records General three-quarters of the way there and was like you were here all the game hotline tweets Gavin how you doing 4 thru 6 Red Dead Redemption grey tank over Dear Esther and revolution Man of the Year in the video 100 60807 white and back you can probably slow playing girl you can and you just drop out of the game on the dead people look up and the people in the church I love that picture I was you always call when I'm done there I will tell you you look like fun I wanted to post that video that was back when we did the Rave Modern Warfare mile high club I'd love to get them from you because I can't find my family Journal when I talk about it but all the links are broken for them and they were custom sprayz I did which would like talk Bubbles and thought bubbles so you can spray over dead body dead body first thinking Gavin on sale next week Orange Box get it and get all the achievements in its 93 of and I couldn't do it literally fifty feet in that direction good enough the game today its 1 and he's like to thru to pull buddy but after portal to portal its usual probably a lot more basic now I would think you just have to do 20 minutes after opening how old are you have you not been drinking beer for fucking years now Joe class tweets on the podcast was like talking about some other point when I was on that jury its slamdance and I saw narbacular drop he was going to try phone cup Gavin does this thing where he is every now and then we'll just he'll be drinking his beer till 7 on the table not hard or anything but all the time just comes up like that every time I got at the office Silver Hill ter about him at PAX Prime on September and West Exchange Dan fall through the floor Argo Wiki once the hard question I think my problem was I never felt like I was like low on supplies unlimited 2 left at 2 like in the first one to three chapters just in case we can swing by or something terrified over 101 Kentucky and I got damn Jackie I can never get them back I don't know what the story is with that jockeys impossible to hit ice what is he doing I'm sure if I had a tiny little thing on me I wouldn't go in the direction of your hair hold your head to one direction would you go in that direction I would stumble that direction maybe for a couple of steps then you know what I'm saying is why don't they just fall over and the friends Left 4 Dead the DLC you try to survive as long as you can and we couldn't survive in 5 minutes fucking for Oscars Mo town but you never want to use them over to you know as soon as you can tell everything is going downhill abandoning people internet every now then you surprise me you're great somebody suggested an episode of immersion will be a midget and live on Gavin you cannot afford Peter Dinklage Jimmy the guy who plays that he was very cool I told him because I was I tried to be like really really didn't give a fuck he is basically on camera and it was really cool thank you very much and she actually had and I'm pregnant now what is really cool really cool dude Left 4 Dead Charger note for note in the charger and it looks like the most amazing Castle tweets about half an hour everyone you know contributing and typing stuff and you can look at the post I didn't even you didn't like the choices you can never fully get rid of some of my favorite thing ever it was and he would wander around and he would run and hide he was called I think it's cream yeah cool friends you could just start shooting for whatever reason like to do something a little more given the left you can know somebody all you throw your voice Halo autobuses to play alone for as long as possible it's a crucial moment like you're waiting for the elevator or something someone sale Spears ivivva like it if it if it game controller the voice to the to the to the affected person like Hugh mile you cup or what is this what is what it what it did was it is like classic horror movie style and cut the guys like and then you made a duplicate of the guy like there's 2 Louis Vuitton Hotel 2 chapters the go you took my pill you like games where you have to treat your friends definitely like it is being played the hidden it wasn't the hidden the truth Jim everyone All Star hashtag broken tweets are trending somewhere or something like that give me about it. 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He had molested over 300 children Jimmy know Nico you let me do this for you not for you guys to put on the Toy Story about how people at the time and when they had Jimmy Savile was coming to the hospital the nurses you like to pretend you're asleep whenever the pretenders don't look at me I can see what you and the kids to be alone and this pillow Bob Mr Rogers all right now you're not associate with our national treasure over here on this side Jimmy 1 people what I think and it makes you feel something or MO Thalia Whispering maybe it's typing on the keyboard doesn't like it different rubber hidden give you Goosebumps like a weird tingling a physical feeling from something that's not physical like watching somebody to watch people do things like what people describe a model that there's all sorts of videos on YouTube of it was very quiet room you can hear everything like town for everybody you talk about the differences in video game controller silver know this is really know know Sanders really relaxing I think it makes me sleepy I'm just like really into it let me reads sensory Meridian response blogs and online video Tom Stafford a professor at the University of Sheffield says it will be really difficult to research videos all the time everything to be that way right this all of you you should about buying and you instinctively go but this you jump in your for you turn your revenge of and I don't know why is evolution why do they have so much trouble with your door open wild Leaf wine opener doesn't close right the last time the front door blew open and the wind blew Monte in Japanese Armani in the winter I like to win because I think I look good when fall in my category of things that are invisible that can affect me and I don't like invisible thing on electricity its initial utility in the black light Argo Bridge portrait weather looking at you intently and drawing you and the feeling of being scrutinized or something we can almost feel that you don't have that either at that know I have a lot of things but I don't have that you don't have any human connection to everyone you in the head you just get a few centimetres like no one has ever gotten close Carol with the high five invented you have someone slowly work their way up here on your all to look at it but you have to tell them when their finger is reads the dead middle right but you always think it is that before they get there what is shipping have you ever heard of this the difference you pay when you buy something like people have a grip and Simmons ship or the ship grim and Griffin its like a relationship but I had no reason to show me that Tumblr is really active the receipt I was really active reading that of every episode and shipping is apparently when you when you take care of that would probably never be together and you make them together when you'd like me to drop pictures with them together or you guys don't know flash yeah its like porn characters that are just not sex hidden where one of the characters is like in school and she writes the erotic Friend Fiction its like you write the expression about her friend is it though Tina the time like she used to shipping 210 year old kid card from cup but Mo poop all my brain to be able to visualize something if I don't want to poop I don't want to think about the graphic what up Google tweets and 4 what is it from poop back and forth forever at me when everyone you know what will be here when you get back I think he was just showing you that club you oh my God Thalia Seth MacFarlane hosting the mother fucker 17 minute monologue dude that's too goddamn long Gilbert at 11 p.m. Duke 17-minute opening monologue know your people and their speeches cut off your head 17 minutes at the top of your Awards left go Hugh Savile fucking letter saying you know I thought you would like to ghost finger woman she was way over the top trailer Wizard101 Argo know Tina told that woman last night was she black all the things I couldn't you know hidden for so many years parallels between Adele and Amy Winehouse because I wasn't Amy Winehouse going to sing a Bond theme song know what you like a great choice to me you know to me I love Amy Winehouse know you don't Gavin because I didn't like it when I Beat It by Michael Jackson Solarium signed finger but it Dan it was weird because we're drawing parallels between Adele and Amy Winehouse and I couldn't honestly I gotta say I could help drop parallels between Amy Winehouse and seeing Kristen Stewart last night what the fuck was up with Kristen Stewart she was bruised and limping like she was literally like nobody has that ability kind of results you can surround yourself with people who tell you everything is fine fucking weird at.. 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