#216 - RT Podcast

RT curses your baby. Again.

Link: http://roosterteeth.com/episode/rt-podcast-season-1-rt-podcast-216

Recorded: 2013-04-30 22:43:19

Runtime: 01:50:25 (6625.49 seconds)

Participants: Gus Sorola, Burnie Burns, Chris Demarais, Gavin Free, Jack Pattillo




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dozen rainbow roses Thrones 1999 Ford of the roses and chocolates plus the premium paint base for just 2998 at 50% off just use offer code when you order go to proflowers.com cook on the microphone at the top right corner and type teeth cryogenically frozen and then thawed out and I just explained everything that happened to them yeah I've missed all of the game the Thrones like last night I went to watch 3 episodes of Game of Thrones to try to catch up but I'm still one behind so could you not seen any of the first episode and then I left on Sunday so I left on the day the area episode 2 two ago level 3 interview with the end credits sung by little girl new supporting characters are popping up there pretty famous actors like MacKenzie Crook and then I was like in the north of the wall and the white in the British off and he's got a way people in the walks like he's looking up his eyes are white in the Burnie route bullshit on the pod when I was like MacKenzie the next week Hardwick route on the podcast in Atlanta and then I didn't Noah Taylor game Noah something he was young human Noah Taylor he's the guy who's the guy with the with the Jamie and and the Conan O'Brien chick like that that's running back girl what is Brienne of Tarth spoiler Don't Wake Me Up Game of Thrones night at my house every weekend on Sunday from my old house 8070 route with protector and a really great story of Chris like the projector out of it outdoors and we will Game of Thrones favorite show comes on Rick James Dave Chappelle Unity out of the house this is my beautiful amazing there's one scene in the last week when day is not one of those 1 week in in the last lets the puppet on no no no it covered up at the girl in the elevator Tila how long was Guy carrying that too tempting with filthy stuff in it just in case there was a chance for a joke what are the bank it's hard to say who's the villain in Game of Thrones it seem like everybody is in this last episode it was like so many flights being fast you just like people rotten 2 the core Seinfeld play now that's popped up with the kid who was helping out with the Tyrion and Bronn like a Podrick the Padre Padre something or whatever okay you take care I will be back in then they charge me for anything to try to explain it to Berry and she said that she wasn't necessarily bigger than normal just third it was it was difficult for them to explain right Game of Thrones characters and it's great you're talking about Thrones people always and yes I really want to go I'm just afraid I'm going to go there's going to be people there and I'm going to hate them because of its typical response from everyone who's going with him do we have to be at work I will be that person I want to Joe that that does not happen the one time I went it was told me that at the beginning but ice cream you got everyone is pretty good I don't have anything I think the biggest thing is like Joe the cat is not an outdoor cat he wanders through every now and then though they're not trained but I didn't notice till I move to downtown Austin the trains go through downtown Austin and still trying guys bye for now there's the trail and the ghost at the bridge right like the train bridge Z Missouri Pacific everywhere everywhere it doesn't start until 10 p.m. every Sunday night and halfway through it that train comes through in Blair's it warm for about a minute straight ordinance that a train can come Thru at 10:30 on a Sunday to go to do that because that means he was crossing a road crossing that does Amber things it comes down to you putting a thing that stop cars from going through and there's a train coming Esther the original members in Europe with Island come out of the ground The Fallout I fucking love those videos online of a cup what was working is really a man off a picture of the person that I asked if they want to come to Game of Thrones I was Gavin and I asked him twice and we were in the middle of a longer conversation of text and we're just talking away and by the way Game of Thrones and if you want to come no response nothing like didn't even acknowledge I have to question then we start talking about something else and I said because I'm getting stuff for the grill tonight so if you're not once again no response Gavins things like doesn't want to be negative in any way so he won't even know he's not breaking up with you for all pretty much any break up all kind of and then I went to and then I went to the Gold Coast city than Melbourne the Gold Coast and it goes on the northern coast is it North or things Coast everything is Coast Coast Coast all the major cities on the East Coast Australia and they're super nice like Ultra polite and everyone was like super grateful that we came all the way at the purse that everyone was really awesome and a lot of Austin really great like there was really great drink whatever you want and super nice and they like their little kids I can find just a Harry and then the public this is one thing I love that all the countries I hate about Austin Public Transportation it is amazing and it's like one of things I wish we had I got wish we had an easy way to get from South Austin flight downtown to go do stuff like I don't do it Light Rail is going to somewhere and I forgot they talking about making it go from the airport to downtown community or annually at the Miller How Could You Noah Mueller to hop in play it will be coming play to the public transportation Light Rail in like the first thing instead of going from downtown to the airport which would of made sense or at of the football stadium for Australian geography Austin city Austin Bolt it down the to pray gold of a concurrent when to use public transportation you won't if we go to your house if we still drive your car we had to write their cars across the street that's the office Apartments Rock in the drive cars from their parking lot you are within the except acceptable radius of people that could not drive to work you're like 2 miles away from where I'm three and a half miles away from work which is right on that one at my house the other day and they were three of them side-by-side in the middle of the street and then Oblivion how many going to go cars South off of the um I'm going to when I did my test this morning so I'm in no Cherry no we're drinking delicious alcohol right now who did the bod pod Plus across country wreck if I was driving from San Francisco all the way to Austin it we were talking about the public transportation system we weren't well you're making the trip we were talking about the interstates were built and I'm sure there were cities that were just off the interstate that were thriving Birds before that but then on the interstate came in at things close to the interstate just took over those little places die cars and if I hear on Route 66 it 1 point from California to Texas he got a couple different ways you can go and one of them is like taking I-10 which Baseline runs all the way from Los Angeles the western coast of the us all the way to Florida you can take that road if you want to ruin the length of that road there was the coast it's terrible when you realize that you've got to Texas and you're halfway done with El Paso's the halfway point between here in our country right in the center of Texas but it really is on the western edge of Life the habitable part of Texas west of Austin is just nothing like 1 El Paso to Arizona the Grand Canyon Albuquerque and if you're going if you're going West on I-10 Austin Texas at Orange which is the first city you hit and it does the Houston 30 miles El Paso 800 something miles and some catching up on my Twitter everyone is waiting for Chris Chris has yet to say if he all the podcast this is really laughed the hardest Noah baker's dozen Ryans Dane Recreation of mr. 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seed the darling of the moment Adventures of things do gold it doesn't seem like it but people always find it let me know always exist like a backbone of the internet so you need a place to do that and you can't really Community or a sense of belonging the most people like when you have your own website it easier to interact directly with people who are consuming your content you good luck, to anyone on the YouTube video the best example of how even the big things of the internet away is Tila Tequila it somewhere right now and she still has 2 million Myspace friends Harry of it fucking deal you got a Things Remembered Dane Cook Castle million Myspace friends made a video for it and I letter all remember her leaving like you know what's the name of Ashton Kutcher it when he the million followers on Twitter but all my God he didn't million followers I who is number 1 on Twitter right now it isn't Kutcher in a bucket just it 4 point 5 million subscribers Beverly and we hit 4 million like 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that guy Gus the Nerdist podcast when we get there on Chris podcast but there's some audio issues with it and just heard what they were they're pretty goddamn ridiculous audio issues so that was unusual Chris Hardwick was in town last Friday for the Moontower Comedy Festival do do do do Esther Chris Hardwick guys for me and Joel Heyman in letter to study but I don't want to sign in American tribute Ellen discussions about YouTube in general and friends we've all noticed on YouTube podcast be out on Friday he was talking about him same problem we have which is you can explain it but then it just gets you know we didn't have to do it we couldn't put it out and if someone Twitter when you say that they just come back again like where's the podcast over famous women that like when I was in Australia I was there for 2 weeks I have people here now so we can meet like hey you're coming Australia would let me know when you two 9 like I actually had a really really really awesome time when all this city we ended up like this Noah saying hey going to be at this bar next time in like 30 people showed up for it was really really cool amazing the internet is for communication it also is amazing at showing you it helped or it is a communication two people can communicate with you all the time is well and working movies on the 3D printer I actually had not thought about that actually screw together 3D logo so that we actually got this cool gaemz Canyon Lake Bowl logo on the front and so I actually made a similar version where we can pull off a win for that one and then this little box I have you heard guy Gavins face when you're showing that things Burnie it being the genius that he is and he took the motor out of an Xbox 360 controller and put it to the switch on the circuit board and its battery and you can turn it on so that every 90 seconds it vibrates like that like the motor is going off and then hit it and Gavin Gavin the monitor of Gavins Berry it inside of and covered it up with the monitor Gavin I've never seen Gavin mortal off like a good we have a video of it if it's not ready to be shown yet but will have a video on guy Jeff Ledbetter Myspace and dollars that you can get 10,000 game of when everything was your score in in 7 days and he fucking destroyed it and got it in three and a half this was a strategy that I used I bought these things annoyatron and it has like random intervals it will play like and then I was like they were behind the fridge what are going faster and Gavin at some point I would like all of you guys and like that I was filming an obviously Gavin like you spotted my laptop killing me it is so he like guys leave the room guys face right my laptop me angry grandmas and then yeah it was pretty great Amber he would no longer have a desk you would have time to do that because I was too much fun watching her to leave the room actually get them and how old is probably what about 3 vibrations take your phone right now I was very spy with my little eye do the others know who this is Ellen Ellen attention to it what was that for having to find a hammer so this is awesome it actually might be one of the annoyatron we work I think it might be one of things we had like what you tweeted to do the vibration at the church it looks kind of like a person you're not quiet crazy Prince at the Box on the 3D printer Collins and stuff got a little compartments world everything and I know that's cool we don't need to show it or anything like that guy 00 qualities podcast we've been running that printer we had some initial trouble learning how to use it but I want to throw everything out we've been pretty tough so you can absolutely have to worry about fit School eventually I started at Rite Aid 30 seconds before it started as a dude I have a sandwich I wouldn't be like that sandwich I'm going for and I to live longer the sandwich even if you eat you anyway when people go really long time without eating Chris American their stomach shrinks up whenever they eat their stomach can't handle Route 70 all you can eat too much at once I think you could have hope and survive 5 on Hope 287 Unity off you just tell everyone to Hope the guy show do the sandwich in your life how much money do they give another 30 seconds 3D Jason Gavin letter for starving to death just don't do it said to tell you something doctor for a z what it is that you run out of the basic nutrients are on yourself but you like your heart would be there wouldn't do it yourself Babyface lyrics die of starvation 30 seconds from Death when your in a plane and someone pushes you off the plane I think it'll cause you started it hydration two dangerous kid throws off the chemical equilibrium that you have between yourselves so I can't transfer what you need to transfer Pacific rolling through the desert Swimming Pool prices trap Nation try to keep you alive for an extra minute dehydration die do hate hypothetical situations with someone that's a whole other deal that's good what is it what is starvation can you keep it at Bay with Chris hope there's enough according to the romantic comedy movie trailers hope can keep you alive hope Jack and I were talking about it before the podcast but here we are once again potentially with spoiler stuff it's a big pain in the ass to talk about Oblivion the Joseph Kaminsky move the other Tron the new Tron movie Hits 1 computer to be honest with you of the Daft Punk Daft Punk album coming out we were talking about that day second Tron movie I thought everybody had no impact on the Move kid it was when you were younger and you were movies different Gavin kid growing up playing that song Let me put it this is the time that we live in 20 years from now if you had this you gold what is this this is amazing this is revolutionary but I guess that's one color and it's not even got a button and it existed move water Tron Payne they didn't know what they were making like a pretty standard it right Tron is 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to do it right now just part of it Vice things set up over here so we can do well I got a couple gaemz in mind ready to go this week or something we're going to be out of town but when you come back will you be able at 3:16 why to be a couple of weeks of a different views play Justin happen it's only the RT Minecraft Let's Plays are both over million so for 2008 Gold Coast I got to connect to Xbox Live and join Joe and achievement City so I can go to fly round achievement City while I was giving you a couple girl she was like so she got up on stage she was controlling everything so she was younger bubble gun it is but anyway it was a really good time does Taylor crazy fans are really really play some of the video Someone put on read it I was amazed at how well people know that virtual space that they've never set foot people when you can seed people would like to surprise it is that game in that room even like them geography better than I did the whole damn time so we can actually make 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