#263 - RT Podcast

RT Downs Some Green Beer

Link: http://roosterteeth.com/episode/rt-podcast-season-1-rt-podcast-263

Recorded: 2014-03-18 22:31:18

Runtime: 01:49:45 (6585.19 seconds)

Participants: Gus Sorola, Burnie Burns, Gavin Free, Jack Pattillo




    "HuluPlus" => "http://bit.ly/1h4lHXl"
    "Audible" => "http://www.audible.com/t1/30DayGoldFT_at?source_code=PBRGB90CFAP071513"
    "SW SXSW Mag Delay" => "http://www.businessinsider.com/sxsw-austin-airport-bomb-scare-2014-3"
    "Pi in The The Sky" => "http://news.cnet.com/8301-10797_3-57620339-235/pi-day-celebrations-kick-off-with-a-pi-in-the-sky/"
    "Tony Hawk Huvr Board Vid" => "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4vE_vpkr90"
    "Crispin Glover Trilogy" => "http://www.crispinglover.com/index.html"
    "Superman with GoPro" => "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0Ib9SwC7EI"
    "St Patricks Day" => "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Patrick's_Day"
    "Garrys Mod" => "http://www.garrysmod.com/"
    "DFTBA Scandal" => "http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/the-dftba-sexual-abuse-scandal"
    "Burnie Efron Interview" => "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vonpepcb9_M&list=PLhT5AIiHWG15zuZ0FhSoUtHwNoLaYEDZY"
    "Childish Gambino" => "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Glover"
    "Veronica Mars Take" => "http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=veronicamars.htm"
    "Willie Nelson" => "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Willie_Nelson"
    "Malaysia Chart" => "http://www.cbsnews.com/news/malaysia-airlines-flight-370-china-expresses-growing-rage-at-malaysia-over-missing-jet-search/"
    "Taliban Wish" => "http://www.torontosun.com/2014/03/18/taliban-wishes-it-had-hijacked-missing-malaysian-jet"
    "Fight From Death Docu" => "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flight_from_Death"
    "Female to Female HIV" => "http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2580683/Extremely-rare-case-female-female-HIV-transmission-reported.html"
    "2001 Space Odyssey" => "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2001:_A_Space_Odyssey_(film)"


Transcript (in progress):

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what developer jaman jaman jaman the whole taking the piss mentality you know I was like you know take a nap in them I miss you making fun of them in car right there let me know the last five years on the internet Macklemore gunshot with you this week about like broader interaction because I just watched like a lot like I've done a lot of really fun stuff when you guys interview podcast the other in like from what I read it seems like people are expecting and she may have spearheaded a little bit more than I mean she's a really hard time for no reason we don't know her or she doesn't know this is my thing I know about it and when people like to mess with that they get really upset by it fight from watching my likes on Tumblr in the community like this one of the other you know we've been doing this podcast in some form for over 5 years now and three decades I like to try new things and trying to figure out something Jack with him and I thought you know it was a little you know I made it a point to talk to you right now because I didn't Apple iPod no indication that was pretty fun I think there's a different venue that venue in particular the audio on the internet was barely acceptable but in the place was a lot harder 200 you're pretty interesting any problems afterwards are Gavin so what's up bro how you doing bro don't ever tell anyone I know we're all sitting here having a comfortable ride over there having their own conversation Hawk head massage I don't know Burnie music going to sound like a childish Gambino live streaming in the Xbox wish dream and I was a lot of fun doing that and I was sitting there doing interviews and talking to people when he went on you play for real maybe what I would say maybe two hundred people or so on Saturday night keep 20,000 people like using a simile for 20,000 people on the stage that's good that you're doing well docu online with servers we watch the developer going from one of the best people in the world looking at hand 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Gus airliner that's missing in America about the NSA and then tracking all of our ship and we got to go and get a ball filled up when we go to the airport security all that stuff I can't the whole fucking point in any can't fucking find it nobody thought to put trackers on the plane fight with disabled wish you could lose anything more than a fucking me get outside pretty easily but you can log-in all my kids are watching webcams the emails everything and everything nobody no fucking brainchild on the back of the plane from the fucking inside a plane okay so they had these trackers on the engine the engine for finding out like telemetric data every hour or whatever Tony and Peter pi anything out we have satellites that are currently take and there's like no DVR function what are you saying about back in the day Star Wars program wine that is keeping everyone already tried that much death the plane that made in the United States right the internet plot with a plane taking off from the 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some bleeding so I think that's where it came about text with blood that's actually BF4 one of them was HIV positive had in your body the cure for AIDS and cancer and all the planets would you sacrifice yourself death so they could use it anyway charity most people like irritated fight can you publicly said I have the cure for this disease and I'm going to sacrifice myself to like him to use people right like you don't like okay well you know I found this out when im 8:30 okay I love you guys but one day last week if you had the cure for AIDS and cancer in your everything I can do that I've ever heard my life when we first started I got a financial advisor in to talk to all the guys they want to do okay moron 4 in pi find a plane start thinking about the future why did my city well that's better but like let's say for whatever reason that you don't day it's your shotgun Best Buy Mentor Market Jack and what your long-term financial plan and he said I would like to write a hot check for my funeral what I have done and printed out and made appointments for them at doctors and their problems I paid for dinner Tony shit but now my appointment go like every 6 months in like 2 months ago Gavin Lux in the morning, okay whatever I'm going to take care of not going to worry about day off at the same time so had to go to the dentist interview little with the way the idea of working on homework at home and I worked there four days a week at my own home you like from you all weekend that's a much stranger things I'm stressed and you know that right he's like yeah we just did that for 2 minutes okay I like to hear you can day how much for the fiesta by my house in the bank and it is on Sunday find my checkbook take somebody I've never Ledesma singer hey Jeff thank you how do you pay I came online and pay online transfer something is transferred by anybody transfer money to your friend or whatever it's just want someone to pay that you were people great question Gavin like I would use the ATM all the time and I was with somebody or talk I got to deposit a check at night 4imprint your fucking check on the chicken Jack in a medium like Peter Pan Mini-Golf where I can physically hear the dial tone and dialing 2001 you dislike fight it off I need this cash I'm in the store right now looking through handles little Pub you have a favorite across the street from our old office downtown huvr Mike's Bikes Megan Megan Megan when we were at that thing because like I jumped over the counter grabbed the front door of the ATM over there and then and it's like 40 bucks I could get into the ATM weirdest thing ever you know you're a business only accept cash in Spanish Under reporting that proper sales tax lucking you think would happen if you come to his house credit check on it in light of the the target security breach at the funding to start rolling out chip and pin in the country so happy about it but I think within the next four years in charge card credit card fight in 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