#319 - RT Podcast

RT Discusses Blood Oaths

Link: http://roosterteeth.com/episode/rt-podcast-season-1-rt-podcast-319

Recorded: 2015-04-14 23:37:42

Runtime: 01:36:50 (5810.06 seconds)

Participants: Chris Demarais, Brandon Farmahini, Kerry Shawcross, Matt Hullum




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