#337 - The Cat Condom Catastrophe

Join Gus Sorola, Gavin Free , Burnie Burns and special guest Felicia Day as they discuss condom-eating cats on this week's RT Podcast! This episode episode originally aired on August 17th 2015.

Link: http://roosterteeth.com/episode/rt-podcast-season-1-r-t-podcast-337

Recorded: 2015-08-18 15:08:26

Runtime: 01:33:52 (5632.86 seconds)

Participants: Gus Sorola, Burnie Burns, Gavin Free, Felicia Day

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Are you going to get Dad was a quite good lovely and have a cup of tea later but we had a few more beers and whatnot I don't know what that was from Dad okay yeah we have a few more beers that people give it to the podcast tre good Mike thank you I'm not I'm not going to eat this and I wish I try to communicate that to waste your time I have a there's this woman brought me the most professional whoopie pies everything about his wife and their whoopie pie just like cake Oreo so they were chocolate cake and then there was cream in the middle and she put little green frogs and then it was head of this on you just so I would only last night in Toronto someone gave me cookies literally with my face on them so I was eating that's crazy I had to put a swollen area do you like right now I know where I never heard red velvet growing up and over all the time just accidentally slipped and bled into a chocolate cake and it's like up with you what time we have when we had someone make us a bunch of bread like homemade bread and weird at the Butte office someone like me someone makes them so we have time for someone and they shipped it to us because we were weird on our our own studio and we got it and they even made like this elaborate box was really cool looking head like fabricated cardboard box look like a treasure chest and all over it was opened it up it was filled with homemade bread that was all moldy 10 days to get to us and it was homemade I didn't have preservatives or anything like that it was just like bags of mold and I felt so bad the person to put so much work and no life I mean in the Middle Ages Tre soldi the workout 30 days they just leave a slab of meat out there was a lower humidity and a certain temperature 65 if you ever go and it will take the parts that are like nasty outside yeah that if you're ever in Vegas at the New York-New York casino they have like a steakhouse like when you first walk in I forgot what it's called but they the Aged their stakes in a window so you can see this process if you never want to see what it looks like sometimes it takes a fresh like they just put them out but sometimes it's like I've been there for like 30 days and you coming back to Vegas can you be like I want that in a month save it for me never I will never the lobster probably has a name and it killed anyway free if they're not live but I will never be like that tank give me that fish want to be like the Grim Reaper I never denied it together okay good that like an alien civilization is going to find it then put the future you're cool with this like the Japanese dish with the fish still alive fish this week that octopus is an alien what is anything like anything else by a long way so different I don't even like Darien I think the only two languages like that language? 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and it stopped how do I sell you're on your way so they could touch the jetway to the plane and it's weird will they look up tonight against the plan what it's like never think of it again until the next time I plan something really good grape soda will I figured out when the jetway gets heavy the wheel that rolls down the plane and it knows how much to adjust back up nothing until the wheels fall off but I was just like that's probably totally grossed out it looks that way back up hold on wait a minute picture a disaster where it feels very unstable Eric Clapton's right as I get there okay 5 times less they have everyday situations that have disastrous pie I love you get to get into it I love headphones you put them on and I would still talk to you I'm going to get stuck and you're there for half an hour the small talk and hugs right you don't know yesterday it was awkward I'm just like weird mama drama but that has nothing to do with the Huggies I wasn't as worried about it because I 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fan you know I like that it's something that I missed when I was younger what is squirrel girl's car she can call squirrels so she's like Aquaman would just call me Play Kitsap you're ready to nut Factory never really I feel like that's right I guess I can get the idea there's all kinds of superpowers somewhat you're really awesome and it's something which subgroup of I don't know, I'm probably people are yelling at me right now I don't care I'm sorry I'm about the podcast is that people will talk to you in real time on social media like 530 in Mandarin and that was not 330 South Yakima the office and next week ago like your Acura squirrels I am I can get sleep last night so I was trying to find some videos that we can a peaceful end up watching your truck 20-minute compilation of Chiropractic adjustments to me that's the one I like people to stop inboxing like you snappin necks and the noises I like the grounds off to it OverWatch sounds like it feels so good Gavin of this really cool 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really interesting well they had somebody they have she had the sideline reporter from it but it was like 2 International to being higher than a master's higher than Wimbledon and higher than the Kentucky Derby you know that the overall purse for it and it was two people talking back and forth and they were doing a horrible thing when people don't know anything about the thing they're talking about especially the technology and it was like can you believe and the guy was a big deal it's a big deal I can but he was like very self-aware and you can watch it like I don't want to be the clip like Pastor on the Internet it's like no they really like people-watching other why do it it's going to be over for pizza tomorrow I always think that you would like with video games and sports and everything else it's like we have now the international and those big things in those are in stadiums in the course there's leftover in Asia that you'd like that but like most of the East for stuff or not those big events like Hotel Ballroom you're still at that level 7/8 years now and I'll stop and I'll watch them while because I know that like I played well so much that I'm like oh yeah I'm following this but it's very Star Trek goes like I know the game that I played a little bit but I'm not an expert enough to know that the bar to entry to be an active spectator is hard I mean it's really was an adult and that I just started playing a lot of Heroes of the Storm to my brother's alien to it now I'm like even semi-competent which I'm not even claiming on the content down but at least now it has a vocab and it's it's it's hard to get it will be fun to be able to sit there and watch my brother went for a week to two the the international but I really wouldn't know where to start to appreciate the the the level indicator was in a meeting I'm watching golf on TV you're watching TV no I found tractable you're a sophomore right there on the phone never leaves the frame gu chip in the bowl of 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all this stuff out like telling sign for me this year at San Diego Comic-Con been in San Diego, kind of five years is the first time I've been since 2010 and we are out there in our booth and I look up and there's this old faded a sign above our booth that says webcomics and I look around there are now it's like obesity automatically to get free bags and stuff so this year we were in a legendary Pie Company now and so we were at the stadium and had a huge upside of that was nervous at this at the stadium was awesome that was a huge upgrade but it kinda made me sad that the days when you could actually be an indie artist on the floor that you're big companies and you know it supposed to like DragonCon the console's support those RPG makers in the in the artists is that which is still if I love that condo so irritated with this year which of the first time last year after coming out that was the last one I emailed him I was like give me your boo the travel as much as I need to I get invited the 23rd and 24th Sydney Australia Technology Park buy your tickets now or text you. you can I mean it's like that is a tenderloin put the events back-to-back I think of the two of them in one that's what I did with them you're I will have been on a book tour for it six weeks of travel for a while I am like I've always been working my whole life but I haven't had much time to read recently and I just got caught up on the Martian head you're the Martian I just finished it finally at home I got it so good Conference Center Springfield MO I feel like I got out and I haven't heard about this one you like getting larger large is this like a two-parter like you legally can't carry one appreciate a guy who's like this is not a new partner let's just get it done whatever the fascination with the trilogy in our culture tell you everything has to be a trilogy versatility somebody does a two-part thing is amazing to me that those two parts and tell something you know just two stories you had to break it up into three but I'm reading right now just finished the Martian and I just started reading your book and then I'm going to read your book after that you lie when that movie came out and I was like just like crowing about on the podcast he's a gamer but he started as a video game writer which I think is really awesome Gavin got into it like I realize how far behind I was on it so hard when you know you're my book at 2 today they're both back so it's like I need to be about ten bucks which all of them are great kids all the others amazing but it almost feels like you have just piles up around you like here's my steam Library yeah you don't you're not like that you have people starting to do things the one for the people are online video people using people for lack of a better term so you'll be you'll meet somebody at a party be like okay so and so Tom Scott it's like you know all the ASDF movies people tell me like on OverWatch you're stuff watch something that we do so personally because all the stuff is really fun it is really fun he did about the short about the gambling thing that went wrong and it was really really funny I'm actually like emotional you have to make a million video and when you have time to actually steal other people's contacts so much so much you're an old crap that I can watch Allie lemon guy stuff is really stopwatch you're champagne one yesterday it was like 4 years ago and I looked at it looks like he's 12 and your hair was like stupid clean shaven Riverside Blues next 13 Seasons so I don't remember when is season 3 you're season 4 I don't remember it but my brain ultim I don't like watching my own stuff with an audience but I don't are you watching stuff with other people and other people the same way like when you get a reaction to something that happened in the movie there's something 2016 the first time like nothing to on the plane really bored so this internet packages for like maybe a hundred or so of course he got to the point not write anything from you then I'm like I'm thinking about what I would say in response to other people and I just come out with completely different stuff what if I get call right before I was about to say something I know what I was going to say I'm not sure it's always exactly the same thing it's weird thinking about that a lot lately you know we're almost to 7 years in doing the podcast and it's weird to have like an audio history basically of a large portion of your life to go back in a people listen to and I'll bring stuff up like oh yeah I left it like I talk about all this stuff like buying a house and fixing it like living record never went through one and seven years ago mean yeah yeah well five years ago you said that and you can't be like well five years ago he is an idiot that's what you would like throw out your handle from the ultimate dragons News Group how much time needs to pass before that's a valid excuse but I was a long time ago but it's like 5 years ago you're safe Escape you're always you like you look at politicians and it's always like to look at this shit you voted on 25 years ago you put it this way it matters when people find out about it cuz it's new cast in movie and it was a Vine star that was in the movie as well and it came out to me and my arrow it came out that this guy was 15 like 3 years ago made of the horrible homophobic Vine it was really terrible but our audience was like upset with me about it I didn't know I'll find out I think it had done a full of a bullock two-page apology on the front page of Huffington Post addressing it like I remember it being there never unite and we accept his apology I've never seen a half-hour just Coolin the time that said something about I had everyone be like that apology wasn't good enough for Aged in correctly I can only just not do that in the future there is a certain portion of a very vocal minority that when they hear an apology that then that's when they really smell blood and think oh no not good enough you're Charles to completely ignore it like that's what Sam Pepper did where the hell it went well where is he in the criminal Gavin never even mentioned it everything I did between 13 and 17 and probably beyond that all that stuff wasn't recorded and now you're going to get hurt his self document all that stuff and put it out there like I don't know there's a law that says if I want to delete my account you can't like just making invisible you have to get rid of my you have to make it not searchable like the people have the right to be late search my name and find anything about me or my past or anything and they have that right in Europe about neutrality Rite Aid in altering the internet be like the other way and it was like everyone look up your medical records Gavin and your bank account and everything like employees insurance write different medical history you're the CEO of Bank of America I mean I didn't hear a thing like you know if you commit a crime you know what you do your time and you want to become a better person and you can never ever ever currently felons and you know complain about that sexy girl they do their time to come out and still all I can put in applications they still say yes and I've committed a felony is not good I mean it depends if the person so I could try to make a new life if they fit if the system works the way it's intended right they've been rehabilitated it should not matter it all depends if he is prison is prison punishment or Rehabilitation and they do their time and paid your debt to society or something like that and because they like you price of people weird sexually transmitted disease or a few people no birth control through there because of their religious right I mean I would just even be bigger I think we're going to territory we don't want to solutions to problems and this may vary with people's on political beliefs that's fine but there's a guy in Kentucky county clerk who had a really interesting approach to marriage in all the controversy with me right now he said religiously I am an atheist so from this point forward I'm going to refuse to marry anybody who identifies as a Christian does it's against my religious beliefs to marry Christians and it's like that's the example of like what some people do with a really creative way to approach that and it'll be huge for Apple because we have a constitution that state budget tax number in May of this year in the previous year they had moved in Texas First Step the approved cannabis oil for certain medical procedures but the doctor has to prescribe anything for my seizures but I think it's enough money the money will definitely drive a 99 Income Tax Rate Property Tax the property tax in Texas 30 year mortgage and then $2,000 a month to live in their property value yeah that lived in La for 10 years and he tells me the traffic in La is better than all your lights are awful like I will sit at a light for 30 seconds a minute and it will not change and then it'll change for 10 seconds and then no one gets through when I like someone needs to hire someone to coordinate about that roundabouts but everyone never seen the drivers around here never figure that out now dr. check the cars on fire in every round about if we get back but still driving just on you're never happened what do you have what kind of car do you drive a Tesla and it's super heavy it doesn't you don't know that the stars are there to the batteries you're stupid you're head so she was at a light I've also got to put it in the bumper she want to be very clear that she was not the person they are interested because your car when you take your foot off the gas and nothing happened I just didn't move forward at the network the cars in the driveway so when you take your foot off the brake the car for like an hour that's a long story but we lost our cat for two weeks and we're getting like all these text alert updates about the cat's collar and she was texting her yeah it's really cute that the me how to charge lasted like 3 days it was you got to look at the light and then black spots black spot that shit find the car but she was she just bored and she kept the car in front of her but because the car so heavy that's a lot of momentum so crushed so anyway so it did that you burn while the car's been doing this part is apparently like digging for gold apparently you're going to make some of those cars so fast to try to get one part 2 do you need that I know only cosmetic French the front funny the sand out like just having sleepovers and charged with all that stuff ITS Tactical more expensive actually so it's really nice to be like oh I was with you like 6 bucks greatest text little time we are we was a couple years ago I went to London for an event that we did and the event was on the far East side of London he throws in the far-west so when I land at Heathrow I got in a cab like an hour and a half to get to 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There was like a hundred fifty pounds or something ridiculous like I'm not doing that again The Temptations Eric awesome the trail every minute what on the way back out I decided I'm not going to get the text again I'm going to call the car service so I call the car service like this brand-new huge Mercedes shows up you guys open the door for me so I owe you on the Wall Street Journal and while the water in the back seat for you and you took me back to the airport it was like half the cost of a cab how is it that this much nicer experience is like half the cost yesterday cause I was going to pick us up and take us to the The Late Late Show with James Corden it was great we will take the car and the driver just like Gavin Free you're really funny and silly string all over Gavin and ammo and then whoever came up with it was across town in Manhattan lab coat Covenant pay nobody back tonight let me know Adam internet the same thing what am I doing this up so the podcast is also brought you 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wait for Ashley to get PowerPoint I got ya how many pages are in years and I was like would like to know how many that is only going to PowerPoint distract people from my Facebook better so I just got to like clipart on my way through it and you looked even actual pie chart and wheel logos with a professional-looking hard the last one to complete a great day if I get to her so do you like mess around a little bit never gets off and I can do that you're about to eat what are you doing Friday see clearly in you're taking like methodically plans everything or is he actually that laid back natural performer like he's got that history with all the never professional rock band Player Guitar Hero level performance if I said you got to go for the people you talked for 7 minutes do you do you really think that you couldn't come up with seven minutes off the top of your head because I was just being myself now until I finished oh yeah okay let me know when you're actually in your pants or not some control would you do it if not in your pants but not in my panties ship and tell me about a schoolgirl it will be better than push it a point to come to you that I would do it never 10790 would you have made me fou pizza right now defecate Tre girl Julia someone to shoot themselves you could put it back up back up in there also face it previously took like an extra material I'm at like crushing food into little chunks you're going to go to you have to do like 30 40 minutes on stage for that what you talking about I don't know but I can you tell me like the week before so I didn't worry about it for you are you sure this is the thing where I got a letter from Felicia School Podium every conference in the summer for kids that are interested in technology that are going on to be high school college and then head speakers like the head the guy that came in like a bunch of other people like that I didn't do it and then I was going to do next the next event and then they want Gavin to come as well to come and be very scientific how do I feel better I could swear that it's going to write down 40 minutes now have 8 months to think about it maybe in a Tre in this life and you ever get it himself yeah he's going to talk it out and then when the time comes never let it in again can you text me because I can't head fish the pie. It's probably you did it like oh that's in July of 2016 sure I'll do that and I said yes and then I think trick I got here the Tre never say yes to anything in the future that you wouldn't do that week okay for example like I want to get to Japan at some point again I would go this week but I want to go to Japan this week yeah I can mentally prepare time to do it as a present number one priority I think that's kind of like if you would drop everything and do something say yes if it's just like the other person won't leave me alone or I mean I get this just know that was good no no no what time to wrap up we got to go right by Felicia you're never weird on the internet almost on Amazon right now we're going to buy this particular place I mean any place that's great you can buy it bookstore at ORD currently does any any English speaking country should have my book I hope you enjoy it let me know