#348 - The Appetizer Argument

Join Kerry Shawcross, Lindsay Jones, Michael Jones and Miles Luna as they discuss if chocolate truly is a candy and the age-old debate of Cheddar Biscuits vs. Breadsticks on this week's RT Podcast! This episode episode originally aired on November 2nd, 2015.

Link: http://roosterteeth.com/episode/rt-podcast-season-1-the-appetizer-argument-348

Recorded: 2015-11-03 16:02:53

Runtime: 01:48:07 (6487.63 seconds)

Participants: Miles Luna, Michael Jones, Kerry Shawcross, Lindsay Jones

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hello and welcome to the Rooster Teeth podcast number 340-8348 off by 3:50 right around the corner lindsa hello Michael Mile and carry a little bit yet before we get started I would like to say Kerr Kerr I got to the front door Mary Poppins November 2nd medicines we comprise the cooking time locate you what is the NIT Tournament off and you had 45 minutes first Mountain Dew so what would you like to read if you drink it the diaphragm get a really solid costume first Halloween michae how much chocolate is a candy yesterday nothing it's fucking cake but I think anybody how it's working soccer chocolate candy National Twitter 24 hours and then it cut off at the Halloween party was like that was weird have you tried to suck your own dick one yes of course you know I'm a liar after 24 hours 65% right Family Guy Joey Lawrence from FunHouse they were in town like a week or two ago because would you finish if you could feels like receiving chocolate considered candy yes no that's fine Summit right now have you don't have to like it can you try to lick your nipple no I could never do it it's okay I just read it right now holy shit super super religious which is also is the stereotypical old Mexican Catholic woman sweet and and I could never thank her enough for what you did to help save my life and I met her for surgery and I know she's very sweet little talking about and they call her they call it back in time to prep her for surgery and my grandmother immediately just feels like full water works right when I stand up and I think it's not goodbye and you know what the little Michelle yeah I know you very much really really awkward last week was just in the hospital and I entertain myself and one other things dr. awesome dude for sponsors only likes sponsor only after will be on the website fish version with Fridays at noon you don't have a job even better like this like little we were their names fishing area anywhere in there mile seasoning for the podcast I looked at their website and they do like Meetup incredible Toshiba I don't know that you do I read the wrong way on at once I know she's I said Park writers cheapest ice in a different different we got poll baklava voice actor doing a good mile what is your motivation in thousand motivation was real after he was teaching her to laugh and to love again. 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