#51 - Rooster Teeth Podcast

Rooster Teeth welcomes Burnie back

Link: http://roosterteeth.com/episode/rt-podcast-season-1-rooster-teeth-podcast-51

Recorded: 2010-03-04 00:19:12

Runtime: 01:31:02 (5462.5 seconds)

Participants: Gus Sorola, Burnie Burns, Geoff Ramsey, Nico from Trocadero




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    "Lucas" => "http://www.consumeraffairs.com/news04/lucas.html"
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    "Lone Star Curling Club" => "http://www.lonestarcurlingclub.org/"
    "Austin Skee-Ball league" => "http://www.brewskeeball.com/?pk=81"
    "Millie playing Arctic Thunder with the Time Crisis II gun" => "http://roosterteeth.com/members/images/image.php?id=2831979"
    "The Highball" => "http://www.thehighball.com/"
    "HEB" => "http://www.heb.com/welcome/index.jsp"
    "Starcraft actions per minute" => "http://starcraft.wikia.com/wiki/Actions_per_minute"
    "Street Fighter Comeback video" => "http://www.break.com/usercontent/2007/6/Best-Street-Fighter-Comeback-307482.html"
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    "Street Fighter II Rainbow Edition" => "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dhBdm9I5SQ"
    "Infinity Ward shakeup" => "http://www.joystiq.com/2010/03/02/activision-confirms-infinity-ward-studio-heads-departures/"
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    "What Would Tyler Durden Do?" => "http://www.wwtdd.com/"
    "Burnie's Marisa Miller photo" => "http://www.wwtdd.com/enlargedimage/?back_to=/2010/02/friday-afternoon-headlines-4/gq003/&postid=517272"
    "Halo: Reach Multiplayer Trailer" => "http://www.bungie.net/News/content.aspx?type=topnews&link=Reach_MPTrailer"
    "The grappling hook wasn't added to Tribes until Tribes Vengeance" => "http://www.mygamer.com/index.php?id=228&page=gameportal&mode=preview"
    "Microsoft patches 17 year old Windows bug" => "http://www.computerworld.com/s/article/9146820/Microsoft_confirms_17_year_old_Windows_bug"
    "Activision's SEC filing" => "http://investor.activision.com/secfiling.cfm?filingID=1047469-10-1649"
    "Roger Ebert's new voice" => "http://www.oprah.com/oprahshow/See-How-Technology-Gave-Roger-Ebert-His-Voice-Video"
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    "Gene Porter died" => "http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/allyoucaneat/2011231769_gene_porter_the_man_behind_the.html"
    "Adventure on the Atari 2600" => "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WE6MSXqouSk"
    "Adventure Easter Egg" => "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1-QvWuztUY"
    "Shrek IV to open Tribeca Film Festival" => "http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20100301/film_nm/us_shrek"
    "Chilean earthquake changed Earth's axis" => "http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/americas/03/02/chile.quake/index.html"
    "Challenger video" => "http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e3d_1265843131"
    "Emerald City ComicCon" => "http://www.emeraldcitycomicon.com/"
    "Burnie's SXSW panel" => "http://my.sxsw.com/events/event/7845"
    "Al Qaeda claims responsibility for AA 587 crash" => "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Airlines_Flight_587"


Transcript (in progress):

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I'm like the Xbox new Xbox terms of use with the word of God very funny we are the weekend yeah I like that the question questions I prefer to leave it a mystery come check it out where we were talking will video games ever have a sister Ebert level overview are synonymous with good reviews and the trustworthy source for the general public brought up or thumbs down Nico speak to record game audience I think the question is for a more diverse public a place your mom could go to the video game review for place to get on the internet Ebert he had a play it again for 5 or 6 hours Porter terribly getting are you getting are you going to get on a reach you Millie Roger to get anything from it from would you just get the satisfaction of the point what do you think year on my PSP I have this amazing games a collection of Atari games of old you know Atari play Arcade games and if you have to get if you get all of the achievements unlocked 52 Atari VCS games are there pane in the end so you're asking like an actual reward for getting a shipment of the game which I would argue I just finished a game and just saying that is probably 10 of those for about a minute and then be done with it you're trying to unlock Adventure you could probably get you on the way if you wanted to Cincinnati Reds. he ever saw in my life was you would go maze where you can't see where you're going like it's big you have to move to what haunted house parking at we are at 8030 he told me to shut up Island the other day I saw her I know I shouldn't but I got it yes she just wanted on the equivalent of like whatever this year's American Tires we want to watch I think I'm in love I dare you to come on bring it on are there any we return to our party this Sunday so that's my information Millie marotta Flying Dragon City what is the film opening the Tribeca Film Festival Shrek for Twitter what does an interactive medium is a review working Easter tribes the hell out of it fit into them in is a demo probably the replacement for the review for this kind of media interesting so like Outsource it to the the consumer to determine this is a good game but it doesn't understand what that means how that works cost of be like a trailer right even if only shows the good parts 5 minutes later you actually we actually do go and see the movie It's one big disappoint for like a chunk of a game that's cut out your supposed to be for dental purposes I think it's rare that someone put extra polish into that area and then neglect the rest of it because that would just be more work if they make sense the not like first-rate excited not in the end is a different experience than the previous three level like giving up to that but it was kinda like you know I don't know it's different than the rest of us like that you really controlling squads yeah man I guess to an extent Squad II certain tasks that you then don't control the masses examples how much you have a nice playing this fighter real game would ever mouth across the crumbling structure you know which is to because you I can't wait for the day it was possible to finish Mass Effect 2 added every God damn it in that game twice now have you played I guess she didn't remind him of that control in my past that I played years ago brought something here I think you liked it and showed it to him I haven't heard anyone and you are absolutely right not remember star control 2 at this point which one wafer big don't quite understand we think we're building fortresses that's when do the Giants play button of the earth shorter days 126 Microsoft the gravitational center of the earth and the analogy that I read was that it's like a figure skater what should be an Olympic sport when they are doing spins and they draw their arms and how to make them spin faster it's like that but on a normal scale and small taxes and then kind of compact of things what's up with all the fucking earthquake what is earthquake in 2004 meet the day's 6.8 microseconds shorter because he's more of a dramatic change on the outside of the time in the 2012 with 2012 theme song intro catheter Halo end of the world earthquake slightly stronger earthquake earthquake. The first couple friends and the friends be showing them around and the guy in the bedroom looking at something and like until I can die mmm do Griffin I gotta figure out a way to make a earthquake machine Warehouse yes wife and I have a crazy storm and I took a vacation together with their wives the natural natural pools lava we were just watching the waves a mile out above the sea level getting are guys I've never seen anything like it before it was a rogue wave came in and it was everybody up against The Cliff face 40 feet up and watch your back Farmington NM what does it mean on are you coming home a couple weeks ago to confirm the existence of rogue waves in the middle of the ocean waves can exist that are literally 100 what was that imagine standing on a cliff watching the ocean Walmart are they up to get up higher and higher how long does it take to get a to go a mile and you know for to come in there would be an Austin Olympic event right now YouTube the first get are headed for tea II be there Chilean scary as shit LiveLeak is a great for stuff like that if you were the kind of person who was probably someone who just got in the video camera that day was like to live in Florida Millie you know that happy they're all talking to each other like it's the 15th is real Chinese OKC what is really geof Austin I'm not sure who's going a proxy Chinese wafer Circus the world located pretty sure. Kind of last minute thing I'm going to for the South by Southwest interactive until Festiva I've got a panel with some guys from College Humor and leave the 32nd on Sunday I'm doing that for II been awhile AR the 911 was an inside job documentary be released for free on Google video you can watch with the fire around it and have a cinder block on top of it showing how you feel that's what they're saying about the plane crash in Austin the government was there before the NFL original Al Qaeda has claimed responsibility for the plane crash that we always talk about that is the one that happen the week after 9:11 o'clock I don't know nobody rhythmic overcompensated stabilizer the playing field what amazes me is remember shortly after 9/11 that was his name Richard something the guy who is Richard Reid shoe bomber would anyone in their right mind let that guy fly me some pictures of him he looks like crazy I know we're going long just by happenstance two weeks before his Motion Picture those in the theaters yes and I'll tell you why because you cannot find a trailer or advertising for that movie that mentions Kevin Smith in any way I'm not buying it it's never had a man ever has the Kevin Smith film in any capacity Morgan looks terrible looks like number 2 Matt made a comment so that he was talking about how if Kevin Smith director but you can never have the number to 80 million dollars what year were women stripped the movie may be he what what city what did you paid for Miramax during the a meeting at the angel you are not paid by the company Marisa visual-effects house that was paid and then didn't feel too the money there exactly wake button I mean come on I would like to subscribe to your foot if it was an attempt at getting publicity for the film I feel terribly Al he was probably flying from a press junket that's why he's probably on that plane and probably will be taking the Oakland Al I don't think so it was a star on it into them may I don't know how many times of the movie xxx Delta flight from Oakland to LA for an hour and a half or less I can accept everything we got to go sometime Halo we could never come back