#51 - Rooster Teeth Podcast

Rooster Teeth welcomes Burnie back

Link: http://roosterteeth.com/episode/rt-podcast-season-1-rooster-teeth-podcast-51

Recorded: 2010-03-04 00:19:12

Runtime: 01:31:02 (5462.5 seconds)

Participants: Gus Sorola, Burnie Burns, Geoff Ramsey, Nico from Trocadero

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