#57 - Rooster Teeth Podcast

Rooster Teeth begins its second year

Link: http://roosterteeth.com/episode/rt-podcast-season-1-rooster-teeth-podcast-57

Recorded: 2010-04-14 22:35:09

Runtime: 01:23:32 (5012.02 seconds)

Participants: Gus Sorola, Burnie Burns, Geoff Ramsey, Jack Pattillo




    "Pomplamoose" => "http://www.youtube.com/user/PomplamooseMusic"
    "Radiohead/Chopin Mashup Jack was talking about" => "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0X-PRpqj7N4"
    "Chris Crocker" => "http://www.youtube.com/user/itschriscrocker"
    "Marina Orlova/Hot for Words" => "http://www.youtube.com/user/hotforwords"
    "Woman who posts workout videos on YouTube" => "http://www.youtube.com/user/charliejames1975"
    "User who sent hot sauce to Geoff" => "http://roosterteeth.com/xorda"
    "Hot sauce that Geoff received at the office" => "http://dants.com/products.html?ProductID=17"
    "Scoville rating" => "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scoville"
    "Geoff eats one million scoville unit hot sauce" => "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LYyhGZ4s6c"
    "Simpsons congratulating South Park" => "http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2010/04/13/the-simpsons-congratulate-south-park-on-200-episodes/"
    "Streamy Awards apology" => "http://www.streamys.org/2010/04/12/open-letter-from-the-executive-producers/"
    "LisaNova and Chris Hardwick get molested at the Streamy Awards" => "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9yjbDR2BCc"
    "iJustine's writeup about the Streamy Awards" => "http://tastyblogsnack.com/2010/04/12/2010-streamy-awards/"
    "The Guild picked up for a fourth season" => "http://www.watchtheguild.com/the-guild/the-guild-season-4/"
    "2010 Streamy Award winners" => "http://www.streamys.org/winners/2010-winners/"
    "Halo 2 playdate" => "http://roosterteeth.com/viewEntry.php?id=2036"
    "Updated Halo 2 info screens" => "http://carnage.bungie.org/haloforum/halo.forum.pl?read=975406"
    "More updated Halo 2 info screens" => "http://carnage.bungie.org/haloforum/halo.forum.pl?read=975417"
    "Jeff Bezos posting a help wanted in 1994" => "http://groups.google.com/group/mi.jobs/msg/d81b6c1fa8f361fc?pli=1"
    "How Google saved old Usenet archives" => "http://dir.salon.com/story/tech/feature/2002/01/07/saving_usenet/index.html"
    "Weeee" => "http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/weeee"
    "Princess episode 1" => "http://www.atypical.net/mm/princess/Princess-Episode_01.swf"
    "Princess episode 2" => "http://www.atypical.net/mm/princess/Princess-Episode_02.swf"
    "Alice in Wonderland on the iPad" => "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gew68Qj5kxw"
    "Pixelmator" => "http://www.pixelmator.com/"
    "Content Aware Fill in Photoshop CS5" => "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH0aEp1oDOI"
    "Apparently Content Aware Scaling is already in Photoshop CS4" => "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJy9PNU12hc"
    "Drunk Tank forum thread about .orgasaurus" => "http://roosterteeth.com/groups/forum/viewTopic.php?id=17616"
    "Twitter announces promoted tweets" => "http://blog.twitter.com/2010/04/hello-world.html"
    "Twitter acquires Tweetie" => "http://www.pcworld.com/article/193977/twitter_gobbles_up_tweetie.html"
    "12 year old spends $1300 in FarmVille" => "http://kotaku.com/5512410/12+year+old-runs-up-1300-farmville-debt"
    "Comic Jumper" => "http://www.destructoid.com/footage-of-twisted-pixel-s-comic-jumper-appears-167257.phtml"
    "Xbox Live Arcade Awards" => "http://gamerscoreblog.com/press/archive/2010/04/06/ws186.aspx"
    "Rush'N Attack: Ex-Patriot" => "http://www.joystiq.com/2010/04/09/rush-n-attack-ex-patriot-for-xbla-and-psn/"
    "Conan O'Brien heading to TBS" => "http://hollywoodinsider.ew.com/2010/04/12/conan-obrien-heads-to-tbs/"
    "Nightline is doing well in late night ratings" => "http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/02/nightline-beats-letterman_n_182524.html"
    "There were rumors Conan O'Brien was in talks to move his show to Xbox Live" => "http://www.deadline.com/2010/04/conan-obrien-makes-tbs-deal/"
    "Gears of War 3 trailer" => "http://gamevideos.1up.com/video/id/28913"
    "Mass Effect carried over 700 plot hooks to the sequel" => "http://kotaku.com/5492759/mass-effect-2-carried-over-700-plot-hooks-from-original-game-saves"
    "Capcom says Dead Rising felt too Japanese" => "http://www.computerandvideogames.com/article.php?id=242455"


Transcript (in progress):

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