#59 - Rooster Teeth Podcast

Rooster Teeth is iron hard for Iron Man 2

Link: http://roosterteeth.com/episode/rt-podcast-season-1-rooster-teeth-podcast-59

Recorded: 2010-04-28 22:40:21

Runtime: 01:29:46 (5386.8 seconds)

Participants: Gus Sorola, Burnie Burns, Geoff Ramsey, Jack Pattillo




    "cass3lls" => "http://roosterteeth.com/cass3lls"
    "Grif's terrible singing is about 1:40 into the video" => "http://roosterteeth.com/archive/?id=80"
    "Arizona has a new immigration bill" => "http://www.cnn.com/2010/POLITICS/04/23/obama.immigration/index.html"
    "Lieutenant Colonel doesn't recognize Obama as commander in chief" => "http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/36478557/ns/us_news-military/"
    "Audie Murphy" => "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Audie_Murphy"
    "Douglas MacArthur's Mexican expedition" => "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douglas_MacArthur#Veracruz_Expedition"
    "Halo Reach beta guide" => "http://www.bungie.net/projects/reach/article.aspx?ucc=faq"
    "14 people are still playing Halo 2" => "http://news.cnet.com/8301-13506_3-20003533-17.html"
    "Hitler meme videos are being removed from YouTube" => "http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/world/news/e3i4062457efae56fa3a40d08067da3907a"
    "Hitler finds out his videos have been removed" => "http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/60bc7be2b1/hitler-finds-out-the-hitler-downfall-parody-videos-are-being-taken-down"
    "Rick Astley at the Macy's Thanksgiving day parade" => "http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/11/27/macys-parade-rickrolled-r_n_146896.html"
    "Iron Man 2 fan premiere in Austin" => "http://screenrant.com/iron-man-2-premiere-austin-vic-56716/"
    "Jon Favreau and Robert Downey Jr at the Alamo" => "http://vimeo.com/11284010"
    "RvB video for Iron Man 2" => "http://roosterteeth.com/forum/viewTopic.php?id=2226083&page=1#c13809153"
    "Something Weird Video" => "http://www.somethingweird.com/"
    "Nick Fury in Iron Man" => "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vexNLw7SS7o"
    "Burnie's first journal about Pizza Bowl" => "http://roosterteeth.com/members/journal/entry.php?id=59962"
    "Pizza Party" => "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7pPajOvQGo"
    "Where Geoff and I ate lunch today" => "http://images.roosterteeth.com/images/4bd898153526b_lunch.jpg"
    "$100 million Foursquare walked away from" => "http://www.businessinsider.com/yahoo-considers-buying-foursquare-for-100-million-2010-4"
    "Avatar broke Blu Ray sales records" => "http://www.pcworld.com/article/194895/is_avatars_bluray_success_bad_news_for_3d_tv.html"
    "Burnie interviews his wife for her thoughts on Soldier of Fortune" => "http://web.archive.org/web/20021017053145/www.drunkgamers.com/i0008.shtml"
    "R.E.A.C.T." => "http://www.reacttf.org/"
    "Sony discontinuing diskette prodution" => "http://news.cnet.com/8301-1001_3-20003360-92.html"
    "Sidney Frank interview" => "http://www.americanwaymag.com/sidney-frank-importing-company-michael-collins-eugene-boeing-hawaii"
    "Man on a Mission" => "http://manonamissionmovie.com/"
    "Sputnik burned up on re-entry" => "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sputnik_1"
    "Space Cowboys" => "http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0186566/"
    "Tom Cruise movie they were talking about is actually called "Knight and Day"" => "http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/fox/knightandday/"


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