#59.5 - Rooster Teeth Podcast

Rooster Teeth is giving away a Halo Reach beta code

Link: http://roosterteeth.com/episode/rt-podcast-season-1-rooster-teeth-podcast-59-5

Recorded: 2010-05-05 19:14:19

Runtime: 01:24:45 (5085.53 seconds)

Participants: Gus Sorola, Burnie Burns, Geoff Ramsey, Joel Heyman




    "Sarah Palin email hacker found guilty" => "http://www.networkworld.com/community/node/60705"
    "Qrank" => "http://www.qrankthegame.com/"
    "You Don't Know Jack" => "http://www.youdontknowjack.com"
    "Starcraft 2 Mac beta came out last week" => "http://www.joystiq.com/2010/04/29/starcraft-2-beta-mac-client-out-now/"
    "Facebook actually has 400 million users" => "http://www.facebook.com/press/info.php?statistics"
    "Server ownership infographic" => "http://images.roosterteeth.com/images/4be1b50790e2f_servers.jpg"
    "The Motley Fool" => "http://www.fool.com/"
    "Yahoo Finance" => "http://finance.yahoo.com/"
    "Yahoo Answers" => "http://answers.yahoo.com/"
    "Red vs Blue questions on Yahoo Answers" => "http://answers.yahoo.com/search/search_result;_ylt=ArADkNsJu.FfCpgRDr7VnFnj1KIX;_ylv=3?p=red+vs+blue&submit-go=+Search+Answers"
    "Last Remaining Tecmo Super Bowl player retired" => "http://kotaku.com/5529465/the-last-remaining-tecmo-bowl-player-just-retired"
    "Seau's" => "http://www.seau.com/"
    "We will be at Comic Con again this year" => "http://www.comic-con.org/cci/"
    "We will also be at RvBTO" => "http://rvbto.ca/"
    "Of course we will be at CanWest as well" => "http://www.rvbcanwest.com/"
    "Starcraft 2 has a release date" => "http://www.joystiq.com/2010/05/03/starcraft-2-wings-of-liberty-zerg-rushing-retail-july-27/"
    "Rio Rita" => "http://riorita.net/"
    "Man beats Bejeweled 2" => "http://www.joystiq.com/2010/04/30/man-beats-bejeweled-2-after-playing-for-3-years/"
    "NBA introduced a new ball four years ago" => "http://www.nba.com/news/blackbox_060628.html"
    "Halo Reach beta stats" => "http://www.bungie.net/stats/reach/online.aspx"
    "Call of Duty Black Ops" => "http://www.callofduty.com/blackops/home/agegate"
    "Force Unleashed 2" => "http://www.lucasarts.com/games/theforceunleashed2/"
    "Dragon Age Origins Darkspawn Chronicles comes out soon" => "http://dragonage.bioware.com/addon/"
    "Mass Effect 2 Equalizer DLC came out of nowhere" => "http://masseffect.bioware.com/info/dlc/"
    "Air Force phishing exercise gone awry" => "http://www.networkworld.com/news/2010/043010-us-air-force-phishing-test.html"
    "DNS cache poisoning" => "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DNS_cache_poisoning"
    "Microsoft eventually recovered lost Sidekick data from the outage last October" => "http://www.microsoft.com/Presspass/press/2009/oct09/10-15sidekick.mspx"
    "Kin" => "http://kin.com/"
    "Alan Wake website with Silverlight" => "http://www.brightfalls.com"
    "Our first print coverage in Mac Design" => "http://www.roosterteethvideos.com/web/press/images/md1102.jpg"
    "Computer manufacturer marketshare as of January 2010" => "http://arstechnica.com/hardware/news/2010/01/while-pc-market-rebounds-apple-slips-into-5th-place-in-us.ars"
    "Classroom full of Macs" => "http://losingcontext.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/look-at-them-apples.jpg"
    "Guy takes typewriter to class" => "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erFsnO7mJ20"
    "Justin Bieber doesn't know what German is" => "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkKqihEUmH4"
    "Obama youth inaugural ball" => "http://images.roosterteeth.com/images/4be1d654ef35f_cameraobama.png"
    "Dead Space 2 comes out early 2011" => "http://deadspace.ea.com/en_US/home"
    "Dead Space team studied car crash victims" => "http://www.edge-online.com/news/dead-space-team-studied-car-crash-victims"


Transcript (in progress):

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the community people like what the fuck is this thing getting rid of this terrible what do you mean pictures were to make journal know know know him that's what you guys do and I couldn't imagine Red vs Blue release with out the community so it's really only bring us closer in touch with people who watch the show people all around the world so cruel our babysitter RV be California to go on like in San Diego right around the same time as Comic Con you and I went to Carolina at what we do every day man that talked about it before but you know and I come to visit podcast nowher to eat when they come here has a listing out every comes to town which was a giant donut with like 5 strips of bacon on top of it and then dipped in like maple syrup mother clucker which was a giant donut covered in fried chicken strips and with honey butter and I dead the PB&J donut with peanut butter icing and then peanut butter chips like chocolate chips with peanut butter also good it was simultaneously the best and worst thing I've ever read in my entire life as I was leaving if they are we got there I was ordering a healthy food place that was not open you getting out of work late during crunch time the easiest thing for us to get in the middle of downtown tonight unfortunately is Domino's Pizza and they have these they're called lava cake chocolate lost that we go through when we ordered the pizza we need to in the morning we have to get something and it's like people feel the obligation space and then Brandon goes to a coma years ago I saw this guy you know server interface command line I'll text base things and I saw this guy a Unix shell script you can run at command line interface is with Domino's with pizza ordering system so you can run this command at command lifx Pacific a little Flags you want and I'll order pizza from Dominos four you at your call of I really like you do with your address and your phone number there's a new trailer over and over for lunch what's the weather 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post-game Lobby Dead the game everybody when you course Yankee game ever Halo in Halo 3 was a good game Bieber or something Troy be like is that you can there's a social component now 2 matchmaking where you can specify any player so I want to get matched up with other I don't want I don't want to fucking cool Carnage you know it's really good this is what I recently as playing a game of Modern Warfare 2 and at the end of the game it was like a little kid in the universe with him and he was screaming like America's Realty Force 2 minutes wait for your balls to drop sounds like a dude sitting in the middle of world Nebraska playing the game it was the guys the most like somebody's comic I'd like to you will not play with somebody who doesn't Red vs in to is that you don't run into it a lot but there are games as they go for their four their you just start running into people that your entire team speak Spanish popular comes in the family release we got talking about it was off the manufacturing line was three weeks early with a copy of Halo 2 for sure 331 very much people I just downloaded you can maybe go to jail computer from house right yea that's not a problem our protection somewhat protected but if they still use the old equipment in the commission of a crime that still live off your is still subject to search for yea I think what they're saying is that the police should have issued a subpoena and then Gawker should have been gone through the process with them of the term youth what was it what was not journalists equipment Super Nintendo my door was kicked in and all my computers were being taken away and made a video and put it on the internet dead in Italy last week know that but rifle through in your computer stat is a different level in the phone you know million 2 extensions for this I hope they bring his stuff back Galaxy Gizmodo again for being Jac millions of dollars person who gave the $5,000 to purchase to figure out last level a career and that 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Apple conference to be early next you know when the 4G or whatever of Fortune get sentence goes to prison infirmary jailbreak Justin a floppy disk Tony is going to stop making them and then March 2011 hundreds of thousands of us and million a month in Europe in 2000 to 47 million in fiscal 2012 million in Japan who is Sony's best selling peripherals is the USB floppy drive for three and a half inch Drive really and I'm always fascinated by which is why is it called a floppy disk and that's holdover from the five and a quarter a lot of people who did the football game Sunday why do we call hanging up a phone call that called a phone is that a holder for my phone or something like that telephone transmit sound 2013 video games books Alex reach on the Xbox very high dollar industry but a very relatively low volume low unit industry so these are based on units sold 10 million units of ten million people 100 know know know selenite million units Halo in GTA duty at the high-altitude four games I mean the real money I think it would be to move across the country you also got to go on cable in also in also got to go on Blu-Ray now eventually every single I would say that would be the craziest Scarface posters Verizon bought the rights to this kind of cold meat and turned it into this Mass dead gangsters like to start pumping at work average this guy is and how he's so rich that he just travels the world kind of like on a permanent vacation and he brings a personal caddie with him wherever he goes in case he wants to play golf like he's not necessarily going to play golf when you go to Copenhagen but if he decides to he needs to have his calendar with him Soo this guy gets paid to just travel the world with this dude just in case you have a match and couldn't figure out I was trying to get it I don't think he was trying to figure out International distribution and try to figure out a way to grow the brand and he was failing every you every step of the way and was running out of money and he had this idea what if I just double the cost of the vodka and he took it with the price double the price starts a club in New York 54 see if super expensive also made in France on the crates beta came in to try to make a few dollars you right yea also Matt Hardy car seat covers at Target the other day somebody driving around with Ed Hardy steering wheel cover our house she got out of her car and put gas in the car McCoy I think marketing and Merchandising we were like what else can we put the red Hardy Brandon still coverage cover great news was told in the largest ever single on sale for 2 billion dollars in cash to Bacardi a single brand is the most money a single brand has ever garnered in a cash sale. That is amazing 1.6 a few dollars for four crazy straight ultimate Marco 502 guy was before his death in 2008 his final project course on which we stand air with hip hop entrepreneur Lil Jon so brilliant that's the Moon air condition in selling the brand for 2 billion dollars when did he die Halliburton by the way how many division of the middle division of I would that do dat I were that rich I would hire like an aging celebrity Justin to be my friendly out of higher Ed McMahon to follow me around you do I wouldn't tell you fuckers I know people yea I'm different Guy Moon story where somebody do they put out this stuff the story differently Richard Branson's new high orbit plane they put out a press release saying when their planes come out they're not going to be affected by stuff like volcanic ash is going to fly up above all that stuff that somebody said okay Richard Branson you got in trouble Palm Desert you like you like guy don't from a space station to work or something I didn't say the video goes in high undercover undercover Undercover Boss something like that this weekend we can to Richard Branson here in America but he's not quite as popular you talking about PlayStation 3 fucking cool we were talking the documentary privately in to space with the Russians couldn't be first become crash and lost a bunch of money million dollars is $14 it looks like it's called Richard Garriott man on a mission Mac and this Duty Ultima and man it was just so cool to hear and talk about the stuff we talked about the differences between the Russian space program and the American space program and he said that this rocket that they used that someone would call them and they have at one time four people Halo that's our private American space travel yet schedule one of those Rockets to go up but it will go up to go out nothing stops around 8 or something like that and this we had to be delayed like 3 times Russia first in Space Race everything Ruscha Ruscha Ruscha Ruscha Ruscha Ruscha Ruscha and they did some really cool I remember you telling me that they has a lake of at the space Dead Space phishing headquarters they have like statues of all of I guess like the Cosmonaut that had those first and they even made a statue for us but next at you but Nick is right now scary music don't make sense does it reach button text red good marketing on the part of Americans think about America to be like we space ride our nation release found a way it was like 1960 America in a dorm you pushing buttons plastic the house our article a while back that said that if we wanted to land on the moon again and we started that process today it would take like 15 to 20 years to get back there really was looking to perform maintenance on some of its nuclear missiles and Warheads launched retire call what was the plot of Space Cowboys the satellite in space forever ago and no one knew how to operate it to get the old guys back to fix it the watch Robert Duvall in anything other than Robert Downey jr. depression at from you were like you never had a bad full of crazy yea $3. 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