#59.5 - Rooster Teeth Podcast

Rooster Teeth is giving away a Halo Reach beta code

Link: http://roosterteeth.com/episode/rt-podcast-season-1-rooster-teeth-podcast-59-5

Recorded: 2010-05-05 19:14:19

Runtime: 01:24:45 (5085.53 seconds)

Participants: Gus Sorola, Burnie Burns, Geoff Ramsey, Joel Heyman

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Audio:

Transcript (in progress):

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