#66 - Rooster Teeth Podcast

Rooster Teeth is pretty testosterone driven

Link: http://roosterteeth.com/episode/rt-podcast-season-1-rooster-teeth-podcast-66

Recorded: 2010-06-16 12:05:59

Runtime: 01:01:54 (3714.17 seconds)

Participants: Gus Sorola, Burnie Burns, Geoff Ramsey, Jack Pattillo

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Audio:

Transcript (in progress):

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understand that and get behind that halo lights 1750 the income it makes sense to me or how about this when you're looking through in a percentage of the heart 100.3 is 1100.2 more DLC and it won't use another 1750 just like coming out it had to have a thousand points why way they're going to have a point inflation with an original Xbox worth in 2000 someone historically could have 10 years in Xbox Live and it doesn't really mean 2004 between your retail and DLC now there's 2 different tears of Maximum then you can you cancel and you like to possibly move from the current generation to the Next Generation or getting involved with gamerscore why would I start now because I'm fifteen hundred eighty thousand Reasons is because we were ahead of them but I was looking for them 2 months what your day was going I think it's just under $19,000 start $1,000 Vespa Jeff flower bush you always have to be conscious of new people coming into a former system new players the system for new people you don't want to have this and you know pissed off your current customers either you're not giving you people any advantage over existing Hardware level 24 like tank honestly was because I played a druid so that I can be trained to a cat at level 20 and that would allow it didn't when I got it of the cat the cat is not as fast as amount but it's okay I knew that I could about is a 40 mounts probably hate that I mean maybe that's part of it and get around the area faster like when you came back to wow briefly you came back for about a week I remember you were upset they were humans in games he's not associated with unlocking all the different zones in the map that's all you did you want you walking around a lot he's only getting what you the breakdown for that in every area and then I realize I didn't have a TV I like a virtual space always have wonder I wonder how does a humidor going to change wow cataclysm comes out out of this place exists anymore going to get any more and then like wh 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the biggest piece of shit is the biggest piece of shit he even upgraded the software totally different people use the successfully stopped at the house yesterday Thursday and the first thing it was like no I don't want your box support yeah it's great it was going to digital II glitch every 10 minutes and it writes what by the fire and watch them and I now have the full thing I know you can stream most of the almost every World Cup games live but not if you're Time Warner Roadrunner customers like they have deals with in the Time Warner really so if you know why is my FiOS connection Warner Geoff buy something for going to American Idol winner commercial they want $2 to 3 weeks right after the season premiere I'm just reporting an article send me II PS3 I don't remember what was in there I don't think Netflix the by and then run down the list of companies actually the show at ABC he was president bunch of good Pro about bunch of stuff that turned out to be successful and they fired him before anything took off right pilot in Greenwood at no cost television President fired II didn't realize that in a now what was his name by Jimmy Fallon he may be there Thursday next to go because it's raining the drop going is a perfectly tuned for Fallon thank him for everything he's awesome I just started watching it again because it was Craig Ferguson who won the first commercial break and he comes in just regular log how much Craig kilborn hates Battle Creek the past on Conan O'Brien in way for Craig kilborn that's way for hundreds of the price probably was it was okay but Susan man fucking hot very attractive lady did she have the same assets of her mother image of on those things that the test I didn't apparently the third most most searched Google phrase was how do I remove the background of the tech support to remove from the Google cuz it was not really there's like anything else there was a tornado warning in her area and she was trying to watch your television in the 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his feet because no man has ever had the balls to make every time I've ever had with any guys after her dad for every time I every time I would walk away every going to try directions of a great time the moment Jeff what is the longest you've ever had sex the most Oli man the older I get the easier it is to have sex for a long time so I know in many ways for a half hour you can by the way you have to go am I drunk if I'm drunk to be like but if you drunk exactly is there a park in a threesome I would have no idea I can tell you I can tell you that I an orgasm first during sex in your life that makes sense I would feel incredibly guilty is like still I always feel like it's it's not as though I don't know whatever my role it's my duty to provide for me what does got to work the sooner you're happy and then two seconds later you can yes. 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