#69 - Rooster Teeth Podcast

Rooster Teeth celebrates Bungie Day

Link: http://roosterteeth.com/episode/rt-podcast-season-1-rooster-teeth-podcast-69

Recorded: 2010-07-07 22:43:46

Runtime: 00:39:38 (2378.48 seconds)

Participants: Gus Sorola, Joel Heyman, Jack Pattillo




    "100 Countdown in Movies" => "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FExqG6LdWHU"
    "Bungie Day Video" => "http://roosterteeth.com/archive/?id=1376"
    "Bungie Day" => "http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/Bungie_Day"
    "Halo Reach Falcon" => "http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/UH-144_Falcon"
    "Hologram Armor Ability" => "http://roosterteeth.com/archive/?id=1376"
    "Rocket Warthog" => "http://roosterteeth.com/archive/?id=1376"
    "Uruguay vs Netherlands Simulation" => "http://achievementhunter.com/archive/episode.php?id=1373"
    "FIFA Reconsiders Goal Line Technology" => "http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/7876533/World-Cup-2010-is-the-tipping-point-for-technology-in-football.html"
    "World Cup Sniper Animated GIF" => "http://senorgif.com/2010/06/22/funny-gifs-one-shot-one-kill/"
    "Skirt Scandal at World Cup" => "http://www.rnw.nl/english/bulletin/row-over-dutch-world-cup-dresses"
    "Larissa Riquelme (NSFW)" => "http://www.wwtdd.com/2010/07/world-cup-girl-larissa-riquelme-still-wants-to-get-naked/"
    "Achievement Hunter Crackdown 2 Map" => "http://achievementhunter.com/games/guides/crackdown2/index.php"
    "Larissa Riquelme Again (Still NSFW)" => "http://www.wwtdd.com/2010/07/world-cup-girl-larissa-riquelme-still-wants-to-get-naked/"
    "Gus Naked on the Internet" => "http://images.roosterteeth.com/images/4b36d8fa069e7_8.jpg"
    "Germany vs Spain Simulation" => "http://achievementhunter.com/archive/episode.php?id=1375"
    "Andres Escobar" => "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrés_Escobar"
    "Dunga Fired as Brazil Coach" => "http://msn.foxsports.com/foxsoccer/worldcup/story/brazil-world-cup-coach-dunga-fired-after-quarterfinal-exit"
    "North Korea Defeat was Televised" => "http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/world/asia_pacific/10371350.stm"
    "North Korea Soccer Star" => "http://articles.latimes.com/2010/jun/14/world/la-fg-north-korea-soccer-20100614"
    "North Korean Propaganda" => "http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/north-korean-art-1.jpg"
    "American Soldiers Defect to North Korea" => "http://www.theinsider.org/news/article.asp?id=2335"
    "Documentary About the US Soldiers" => "http://www.netflix.com/WiMovie/Crossing_the_Line/70059636"
    "Vice Documentary about North Korean Film Industry" => "http://www.vbs.tv/watch/the-vice-guide-to-film--2/north-korean-film-madness-part-1-of-3--9"
    "Kim Jong Il Loves Hennessy" => "http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/11/29/AR2006112900388.html"
    "Wait Wait Don't Tell Me" => "http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=35"
    "Zach Anner" => "http://www.dailytexanonline.com/content/zach-anner-flattens-next-oprah-competition"
    "My Own Oprah Show Contest" => "http://myown.oprah.com/audition/index.html"
    "Zach Anner in an RT Short" => "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j54r37hyzNk"
    "John Mayer and Zach Anner" => "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mQ2UkURtMk"
    "Lark the Beard" => "http://larkthebeard.com/"
    "Last Comic Standing 2 Was Rigged" => "http://www.realityblurred.com/realitytv/archives/last_comic_standing_2/2004_Mar_08_drew_carey_says"
    "Survivorman" => "http://www.lesstroud.ca/survivorman/episodes.php"
    "Man vs Wild" => "http://dsc.discovery.com/tv/man-vs-wild/"
    "Man Had Help vs Wild" => "http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSN2439321520070724"
    "Captain Phil Died" => "http://gawker.com/5571008/the-deadliest-catch-shows-us-what-a-televised-death-looks-like"
    "Justin Bieber Going to North Korea?" => "http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/10545038.stm"
    "Red vs Blue Remastered Comparison" => "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpMaobsaG1I"
    "Lindsay Lohan Going to Jail" => "http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-0707-lohan-20100707,0,3396101.story"


Transcript (in progress):

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