#75 - Rooster Teeth Podcast

Rooster Teeth ends on a creepy note

Link: http://roosterteeth.com/episode/rt-podcast-season-1-rooster-teeth-podcast-75

Recorded: 2010-08-18 22:39:48

Runtime: 01:31:51 (5511.97 seconds)

Participants: Gus Sorola, Burnie Burns, Geoff Ramsey, Jack Pattillo

Keywords:

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Linkdump:

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    "Verizon, Google and Net Neutrality" => "http://www10.nytimes.com/2010/08/05/technology/05secret.html?_r=5&hp"
    "Kick Ass and Scott Pilgrim Do Better on DVD?" => "http://www.bleedingcool.com/2010/08/16/will-scott-pilgrim-make-its-money-back-kick-ass-shows-the-way/"
    "Avatar Being Re-Released" => "http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1645329/20100807/story.jhtml"
    "Team Fortress 2 Rage Video" => "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfCiOzL7cYs"
    "Age of Empires Online" => "http://www.ageofempiresonline.com/"
    "Windows 7 Phone" => "http://www.xbox.com:80/en-US/live/phone/default.htm"
    "Texas Theft Laws" => "http://www.mytexasdefenselawyer.com/texas-criminal-laws-penalties/theft/"
    "DMZilla deleted his Crackdown 2 Save" => "http://twitter.com/DMZilla/status/21359717054"
    "Deleted Return of the Jedi Scene" => "http://tv.gawker.com/5612987/watch-luke-skywalker-become-a-jedi-knight-in-this-deleted-star-wars-scene"
    "Darth Vader Being a Smartass" => "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5blbv4WFriM"
    "The Other Guys Lion vs Tuna Clip" => "http://www.mtv.com/videos/movies/539652/the-other-guys-clip-lion-vs-tuna.jhtml"
    "Bioshock Infinite" => "http://www.joystiq.com/2010/08/12/bioshock-infinite-coming-to-ps3-xbox-360-and-pc-in-2012-see-th/"
    "Skyline" => "http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/universal/skyline/"
    "Stephen Hawking and Aliens" => "http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/science/space/article7107207.ece"
    "JetBlue Plane With Bad Landing Gear" => "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjNWzPfGWrU"
    "The End of Antibiotics" => "http://wellness.blogs.time.com/2010/08/16/the-end-of-antibiotics/"
    "Canadians are Toxic" => "http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE67F4NW20100816"
    "Video of Russian Wildfires" => "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kB0T2M8jDBw"
    "Reporters Attacked in Georgia" => "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_TTInwQfdk"
    "Rage on the iPhone" => "http://kotaku.com/5611523/id-unleashes-rage-on-the-iphone"
    "Marcus and his PSP" => "http://www.pcworld.com/article/203508/sony_psp_ad_nibbles_at_apple.html?tk=hp_new"
    "John Carmack Talks About Doom 3" => "http://kotaku.com/5611820/a-doom-3-idea-that-comes-a-little-too-late"
    "Duct Tape for Doom 3" => "http://ducttape.glenmurphy.com/"
    "Eli Manning Gets Destroyed" => "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Uf0DMcT998"
    "Unauthorized WoW Servers" => "http://kotaku.com/5613687/hey-dont-run-unauthorised-world-of-warcraft-servers-ok"
    "16 yr old Millionaire" => "http://swns.com/next-alan-sugar-makes-first-million-aged-16-131345.html"
    "Pickled Quail Eggs" => "http://yfrog.com/girz4j"
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Audio:

Transcript (in progress):

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