#77 - Rooster Teeth Podcast

Rooster Teeth hates horses

Link: http://roosterteeth.com/episode/rt-podcast-season-1-rooster-teeth-podcast-77

Recorded: 2010-09-01 19:36:53

Runtime: 00:50:22 (3022.92 seconds)

Participants: Gus Sorola, Burnie Burns, Geoff Ramsey, Jack Pattillo




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Transcript (in progress):

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