#81 - Rooster Teeth Podcast

Rooster Teeth demands lava cake

Link: http://roosterteeth.com/episode/rt-podcast-season-1-rooster-teeth-podcast-81

Recorded: 2010-09-29 19:49:50

Runtime: 01:21:50 (4910.81 seconds)

Participants: Gus Sorola, Burnie Burns, Joel Heyman, Geoff Ramsey




    "Video of the horse" => "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrO2Qc1KyZc"
    "Drunk Tank Swearing" => "http://roosterteeth.com/groups/profile.php?id=10553"
    "Burnie Car Accident" => "http://roosterteeth.com/members/journal/entry.php?id=2622282"
    "Guy Recreates Stonehenge" => "http://www.gizapyramid.com/wallington.htm"
    "RvB Theatrical Trailer" => "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoG6HYSCrAg"
    "Star Wars Going 3D" => "http://sciencefictionworld.com/films/science-fiction-films/627-star-wars-films-converted-to-3d-2012-release-date-for-episode-i-.html"
    "Blockbuster Filed Bankruptcy" => "http://www.usatoday.com/money/media/2010-09-23-blockbuster23_ST_N.htm"
    "Large Hadron Collider Question" => "http://hothardware.com/News/Question-What-Happens-if-You-Cross-the-LHC-Stream-with-Your-Hand/"
    "Supercollider Accident in Russia" => "http://www.giftsandfreeadvice.com/free_advice/large-hadron-collider-anatoli-petrovich-bugorski-a-russian-scientist-survived-a-particle-accelerator-accident-and-didnt-develop-super-powers-or-die/"
    "Lady Regrows Finger" => "http://pagingdrgupta.blogs.cnn.com/2010/09/10/can-you-really-re-grow-a-fingertip/"
    "Ayds" => "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ayds"
    "Bhut Jolokia" => "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhut_jolokia"
    "Kid Eats Ghost Chili" => "http://www.break.com/index/kid-eats-hottest-chili-in-the-world.html"
    "Halo Reach Load Times" => "http://www.examiner.com/video-game-in-national/halo-reach-load-comparison-installed-vs-not-installed"
    "Prostitution Decriminalized in Canada" => "http://www.thestar.com/news/canada/article/867332--canada-s-prostitution-laws-unconstitutional-court-rules?bn=1"
    "Portugal Drug Decrmininalization" => "http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1893946,00.html"
    "Niagara Falls and AC Power" => "http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_of_Currents#Niagara_Falls"
    "Domino Lava Cake" => "http://images.roosterteeth.com/images/4ca38de0a36ef_18.jpg"
    "Texas was stealing DNA" => "http://www.kxan.com/dpp/news/texas/settlement-in-newborn-dna-lawsuit"
    "Your Google Search History" => "https://www.google.com/history"


Transcript (in progress):

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organizing other people I fucking hate their mothers festivals or anything like that to do if your on that panel guess what you are now in charge of every single aspect of that panel it does feel that way no was going to learn Tyler natee opening night was really not opening night your family this panel before it's okay it happens at the general idea you're there you were there 24 hours a day if they need access to you for whatever thank you with the Hayward contact you come up here and I made him come up 4 Lenox Park we're not lumping in fantastic Fest was actually run by professionals with a trailer you have a double-edged sword which is your the only good looking one of the company and you play the most people always want to get involved with Joel at the convention typically Joel was together when you get your stuff Joel had to go to an autographed panel that you didn't know about and had to the autograph Gallery then you had to drug that car that cost like on times like an hour before the event Blockbuster your giving you a contact name something was different I think that the auction and the contest for another convention your not like Gus said having a tuxedo at the ready for the auction so Joel isn't there in like and I like to meet everyone what's wrong you don't do them for you have to dress up typically if I can't show up in a t-shirt and shorts it's like I don't have one I think I'm wearing right now is 11 years old Geoff Ben is actually stylish one of the group very DNA already having a fiance European spell European hair I would too I was just talking to him and he's like be sure to bring a bunch of the podcast today and then quite naturally happens without him I will I will say I wouldn't have been this summer in England and he secretly grew like a foot-and-a-half you told them yes Horse Town 14. something so like when you talk about the weight of 14 pounds 18 was even around number is 14 pounds would someone like that the big stuff compared to that 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these people you search I'm not trying to be insulting way more smart racist hillbilly the term racist mean on the podcast I'm very protective of it but great Zombie City Buffalo New York the other day that you know the whole infrastructure comes from hydroelectric power from Niagara Falls was actually on the river up there that they would need anything, alternating current to of transmission lines as head of director in the United States because I guess at the time they were implementing this hydroelectric power they couldn't transmit over long distances using PC because the lines get too hot and melt that use alternating current really get power to Buffalo and now as a result of that Buffalo how do I know about the guy who got zapped by the particle accelerator but no mail younger guys having and Monte in Brandon and I don't quite enough to show you all the stuff that they don't know together they collectively don't know everything like everything collectively their Tower of Babel and I have to no devices Brandon didn't know that bread has calories that's awesome I had to iron my lab coat and I want to get a really Crisp And if I'm going to what is it called star no never heard of it before and didn't know what we were assholes if I'm going to ask him to get something you know whatever street life Brandon question mark I don't know why you need a break and you are talking anyway Burnie can you next time you're out can you give me one of those things that goes in the hold up on the whole I need to do a thing and I need to sing from the horse because that's exactly how you got it which animals have tails is an awesomely smart very diligent hard-working person grocery shopping with Ben and I asked him to go get eliminated Muhammad Ali if I said if I said you your limited as soon as I know spider something different if you want to hold you cooking pizza for 9 people Niagara creation christian single women conversations to have late at night Russia the officers were able to order people never order pizza imagine me wearing something from Domino's and not getting a lava cake that doesn't make it 3D lava cake we don't have we want to throw Domino lava cake but this guy likes you in front of the building if that doesn't work out for us I would like to be sponsored by the Philly cheese steak Stromboli from double date I was right wasn't I wouldn't I would probably also the hot water Brandon is an idiot like Constructor Providence your body can become any other cell and because you know I have special eyes are very sensitive topic because Britney Spears are going to be skin-to-skin when I get stem cells from simple thing and you probably talked about this you had your kid like some kind of like a midwife that was yeah I want to and I have to go to hospital with superbugs and doctors and people who and what did you have cake umbilical cord blood storage started that business that's a dude that's a genius because it's like it's going to get in the future we're not doing that is going to be Unsinkable Hempstead NY what is the state of collecting remember last year to find out about it your the state and I guess now they're going to destroy all DNA samples they took it between the years 2002 and 2015 have anything I don't remember it's kind of a long day 429 different birth defects but they didn't destroy the DNA eats captain but who knows but who knows with more blood center in India testicle cord attached after childbirth blood your cord blood after the cord blood is collected because it contains which Connecticut or something you have your own stem cells for Cord Blood the most popular way of collecting stem cells currently I think I could be wrong though I would imagine that relation that is from your cord blood and we decided that you would like to do things right with this information coded information your genetic cell's or whatever that was Bellator that is your record of all your searches right why wouldn't your Google account on YouTube you can view your browsing history the things that you've already watched while signed into that account now your browsing history Google what you know theoretically we could be like Joel stole my lawn mower like in the Google world I can't take it I'm trying to release the information so that's like if I went to your house yes and I said your lawn mower lawn mower and I said Michael Blackson was recorded it's already here I'm going to tell them or let them and made them search results google.com / history and I'll show you all the search and you made sure you got today's and yesterday's search going to kick back for the August 31st August 2nd question I want to and I'm not going to think about it and all the information directly to the history how are babies made Empire Seafood load whatever we have to do search history when I try to find out when I could September 18th 2007 no way which might be when we started it's Google account let's look at some history maybe whatever has come up at work if I understand you have to do Google Texas bike rides hey check your privacy settings every couple no comment plug Record Searchlight regulate how credit card statements online Texas log into YouTube using our account and your search search video results for at least 3 seconds with no click it has information about what you did when you click on these Pages was probably was an internet meme that Google alert came from happy ending you know from accident thanks for saying that you're not here is a fruit lady credit card statement appear because they can and cannot do this right now that look like invoices or Bill HD Burnie here's the form like notifications until you have to paint your street number on your welcome and yeah I heard otherwise you're going to have a curb Vacation House going what do you come out take a look mobile 15 it took them an hour to dig the hole the size of like a fucking meteor hit in your front yard and it was there for half a month there's 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