#86 - Rooster Teeth Podcast

Rooster Teeth rides without Geoff

Link: http://roosterteeth.com/episode/rt-podcast-season-1-rooster-teeth-podcast-86

Recorded: 2010-11-03 20:23:25

Runtime: 01:06:10 (3970.95 seconds)

Participants: Gus Sorola, Burnie Burns, Jack Pattillo, Griffon Ramsey

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you know used to shoot all the amino The Hobbit stuff like that all the house is still there but now it is just inside the hole RT what kind of world and building that kind of stuff Power Ranger movies Project Excel what station for my Galaxy there was a similar thing somebody found the Skywalker Ranch in the Tunisian Desert it was a weird situation racist that was somebody found it and I found out water slide really don't know where the National Air and Space Museum Washington DC this past week that was pretty cool actually everything like everything time someone put foot on the moon what did the 77 United States been on the moon yeah like the other good stuff that we didn't land on the Moon the last time someone was on the moon was December 11th 1972 but like if you went and you let her go what what is keeping us from NASA the return please travel has to be the right now microcosm where they're doing particle that has a lot more Trade Up application and it's kind of hard to figure 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we know that have such old people names weak a couple days bike riding at the retirement home look at the way you treat me right yeah just sometimes is a little rash with big stuff he liked with the side the changes and he came in to buy a house in Marfa Texas it was really nice art projects that you can live it you know making plans like the picture exactly running around in Texas there's nothing out there the greens pictures of the hey Jeff what's going to Google Street View and see what this thing actually looks like Google Photoshop the parking lot is elected by trailer most wonderful train to Mad Max paddle but I don't want to do nothing star cars at the Marfa Texas of tiny tiny little town waiting with Texas like Big Bend is like the big kind of like National Park the park Big Bend National Park to 6070 much like nothing like it was dying and the Darkness New York RT of Independence when did we do the right New Yorker even like them hanging out with all these German people walk to your and and little town in Texas which is the weak things to it so I can go out therefore every meal so people like Jeffrey in the town for the local so a lot of people Moss but it's completely 7 hours away from Australia to take out an entire trip just getting some texts like it's pretty much the same latitude from here okay Shire Big Bend to and from La in Texas have to trip like in El Paso with half the day 2023 Texas and I can iPhone an hour maybe fucking mistake was the longest worst part of the drive Hayden Idaho call Gullivers trailer full of merchandise and it's on there and we can go back in room after the last week of July and it was nothing 10 miles between gas station enemy Jason up the gas needle moving the gas needle you can watch it dropped off Friday on the exterior temperature is 108 degrees only feeling Craigslist new sportswear the notes to play Stand Up on a surfboard the paddle on the bottom of the world stand up and paddle paddle surfing paddle up anyway surfing and making it harder for okay I thought you meant anthem events that happen to me that was the day I was in the ocean of great whites in the ocean I'm trying to find the great white again and it's like filming things under control in the camera on the water in filming the sharks Cameron crazy good camera for the Shire pencil bite you snow what are you crazy that's why this was fun ocean documentary the most depressing thing I've ever seen in my life in the Cove it what about the Oscars and I'm not going to lie I was not moved by the documentary I mean for our will on them like if Air India had a problem with a student and they made a great doctor what's the weather I mean there's it what's the definition of mercury poisoning the country now they're hiding that from their citizens but yeah that's true but that wasn't what I thought when everyone cries over there so you have really done this for years and you know it's tradition was not actually eating Molly people living in Tokyo to do that but people in the country who live in coastal areas do and have them for sale Demi in Delaware Eminem Forever getting press earlier in 73089 first term used This is 40 set alarm for 10 everything that history like the Google history saying I'm so careful about anything I search for what does Christ mean new Google account if you walk into church you're a maniac you're all the freeway American Girl pictures of the breast cancer in the environment Research Center show that between 2004 and 2007 compared to a decade ago and then we go through things like that goat milk interdiction China people people jobs in America now Wars happen to people Jack Randy Moss to hear what happened Randy Moss Randy Moss receiver New England Patriots earlier this year for refusing to press because I was fined $25,000 for not talking you guys going to talk to you but you're not going to talk to me on the home press conference and you can afford them questions I'll answer them but then he did that and he kind of screwed over cuz you just are talking off the cuff and he essentially 920 lost to the Patriots and all you do is talk about how great the Patriots are and how old Bill Belichick the coach of the Patriots by one of the best coaches of all time and how he was giving his coaches information about what the Patriots are probably do and they did Randy we should have a right to hear that I'm sure you're right and a sweetie you can look at it online if you saw how great the Patriots are and if you want a press conference and the Vikings you're fired get out the Cove really drop them hot dude somebody knows some of those guys know anybody who needs to know to catch football super long wrapping up right now I want to restore sanity was awesome and easy to it a bunch of fans from side came out and we had a big group in to dinner it was very very cool of people come out and we have updated our events page on the web information for next year we can go check out events we have right now Jack and how I don't like invisible things that can kill you LiveLeak video to know about apparently that use ethanol fuel race cars F1 race car F1 race which apparently invisible and it was a bunch of people are fire and you can see the Flames they're having trouble putting them out so that was one of the most horrific thing I've ever seen in my life cooler than normal but only Burnie Ephrata PA it's awful I look like Jack Link's this week you're on invisible fire that's it thank you